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TW: Swearing

Lafayette's POV

I'm really excited! John's new roommate arrives today, our whole friend group has been excited to welcome the new guy. I plan on bursting in on them later today.

Time skip brought to you by my laziness

I slowly creep down the hallway towards Johns's dorm trying to keep as quiet as possible. Once I get there, I slam the door open (John always keeps it unlocked) "BONJOUR BISHES!" I screech. I scan the room and eventually spot John and another boy sitting awfully close and laughing at something. MY GAY-DAR IS SCREAMING. I fake cough loudly and they look over at me. "Oh, hi Laf!" John says happily "This is Alex." I smirk knowingly at him and he goes bright pink. "Hi Alex, I say turning to him "I'm Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette but you can call me Laf. So Alex, are you gay? John is just about the ga-" "LAFAYETTE SHUT UP!" John yells, interrupting me. Both boys are blushing like crazy. My work here is done!

"Actually, I'm bi." Alex mumbles, looking down "Cool, I'm pan! You gotta meet my boyfriend Herc later!"

"Ok!"

"Actually, the Schuylers are having one of their monthly sleepovers tomorrow night, you should come!"

"I don't know I have to do some work"

"Awww, come on, Alex it'll be fun!" John says "Ok...I guess, who are the Schuylers anyways?" He asks "Oh, they're three sisters, they're really nice, you'll like them!" John assures him

 "Ok!" he says smiling.

We all talk for a bit longer and I find out that Alex speaks fluent french!!! THIS KID IS MY NEW FAVORITE!!! Eventually, I head back to my dorm with a smirk on my face. I thought college would be boring but now I have a new project: Lams! I can't wait to tell Herc and the sisters!

John POV

Earlier today, Alex came out of his bedroom and we actually had a somewhat non-awkward conversation. I found out that he's super funny, very nice, and a bit of a flirt. I warned him that some of my friends randomly burst in. We were both laughing our heads off when Laf stormed in and yelled something in french. Don't get me wrong I love all my friends to death, but Laf has no chill. I mean he nearly outed me to Alex! But at least now I know that Alex is bi. I might actually have a chance. Ugh, probably not. We're going to the Schuyler's tonight. 

They're all incredibly beautiful and have amazing personalities. Besides Laf and Herc, they're my best friends. Especially Peggy, she's basically my little sister. Alex will probably like one of them. It's probably for the best, he's way too good for me, all I am is a hideous burden. I never have luck with love anyways. It's safer to just be friends with Alex. I would just drag him down, and once he finds out about my problems he would just leave. Everyone else did.

[Edited? Not really this is crackfic material but I don't feel like fixing anything but basic grammar]  

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-Plush👽

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