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I probably need to chill. Ok. Also I thought of this when I was in Virginia last week :D I also got kinda inspired by usuohi on Archive of our Own lol on the story Angie Works At Best Buy. It's dope though-
      Shuichi heard a knock on his door and answered it reluctantly.
       Kokichi was staring at him, His face turning from his typical smile to a concerned look.
      "Shuichi?"
Shuichi was confuzzled, but then it hit him that he had bags under his eyes and that his eyes were red, also that his hair must've been all over the place, since he could feel his ahoge struggling to survive.
   (idk what's up with my choice of words)
       "...Hey Kokichi, how's your morning?"
      "Okay, I guess. It's Normal...how is yours? You seem tired"
     "I didn't sleep. I was busy thinking. How was this morning normal to you.?"
       "....it's normal besides the event that occurred yesterday"
  Shuichi nodded.
   "I want to suggest a book. It's at the library right now I believe, it's on the special bookshelf."
     "Oh, ok. What's the name of it?"
  "You'll see, bye!" He said, hugging the other and skipping down the hallway.
  I'm surprised he even reads books..
   Shuichi thought to himself.
He decided to take a nap, as much as he didn't want to he knew he had to, so he closed his eyes and rrreeested.
He woke up and looked at the time.
12:03 pm
Well, it wasn't that late. He noticed that he got several texts from Kaito and checked them.
8:02 am:
Hey, sidekick! Good morning! Sit by me in the dining hall, Kay?

8:36 am
Where are you?

8:42 am
Come on I'm getting worried!

8:42 am
Did you sleep in through the announcement or something?
He felt bad, since that was about 3 hours ago.
Uh, hey. I just woke up... Sorry for worrying you.
He walked out of his dorm, and recalled the incident with Kokichi earlier.
'I should check that book out.'
He found himself walking towards the library and walked to the special shelf. There was a book, but it seemed rather strange. He was intrigued.
The religion of yes
That was the title. It felt weird, since that you know, 𝕚𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘.
He picked it up and checked it out.
Ding!!
Unread:
Kaito Momota:
    Oh, Kokichi told me you didn't get any sleep so I assumed that was the case, though I didn't think he was telling the truth.

           Oh. Well, yeah. That's what happened.

Okay!
 
      He turned off his phone and sat down at one of the tables, opening up the book.
The Religion of Yes
It was a normal day. Shuich had started working at Target because his old job, Walmart blew up. It was hella depressing.
      "I see...that I myself is in this story?" he thought aloud.
      "Or it's just someone named Shuich.?"
     He noticed Keeeeboy go in with Gonta screaming at eachother.
    "GONTA HEAR THAT YOU NO LIKE BUGS??"
  "No, GONTA. I HATE BUGS."
*gasp* Gonta started to hit Keeeeboy with a hammer.
Miu popped into the store out of nowhere and stole some hammers, grinning, then she left, frowning at Kokachi, who was walking in.
      "KOKACHI, ARE BUGS GOOD?"
Gonta asked.
      Kokichi ignored him and walked the other way, but came back and showed dead bugs In a container at the store, since people attte them, which was disgustang.
     "Kokachi...Why?"
Gonta sob cried.
   "Because seven attte nine"
Gonta just sobb cried more and started to hit kokachi with the keeeeeboy blood hammer.
      Then Kokachi came back alive and took a grape fanta and sprinted to Shuich, the dense gay babe, and Shuich asked,
    "Kokachi, why don't you just get the crush grape soda?"
     "...."
Kokachi didn't answer but they made out reeeeal hard. The End.
     "What did I just read?"
  Shuichi asked himself, shaking his head. He was going to ask Kokichi, so he walked over and looked for him.
   Eventually he found the other in a classroom, gluing popsicle sticks together.
"Oh, there you finally are, why did you wanna show me this?"
"Did'chu read it?" kokichi asked.
Shuichi nodded.
"Did you like it?
Shuichi nodded once again,
"Look at the author" Kokichi smirked.
Written by Kokichi Ouma
"Wait what? You wrote this?"
"I mean, there is  full proof right there, Shumai."
Word count: 783
I don't get how this chapter was important, It's 12:00 in the morning (I sleep a lot) and I have been crying
From a yaoi video for approximately an hour but even though I could sleep, I guess I was bored???