The Signs As Shitty Drivers -

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Aries: plays the bass so loud you can hear it two lanes over

Taurus: sits at a green light forever

Gemini: stays in your blindspot so long you forget they're there

Cancer: goes 20 miles per hour in the left lane on a highway cause they're too busy talking to their friend

Leo: never uses their fucking turn signal

Virgo: swerves in front of you and then slows down

Libra: texts and swerves all over the road

Scorpio: does their makeup in the car

Sagittarius: aggressive tailgating

Capricorn: goes exactly the speed limit. no. matter. not.

Aquarius: blocks the road because they're sure someone's going to pull out of their parking spot any second now

Pisces: the person in that spot taking their dear sweet time to leave

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- genesis