How The Zodiac Signs Died -

^^let meh slay for a moment bwahah remember to vote and comment ☆

Aries: run over by an icecream truck

Taurus: drowned in pussy (😂💀)

Gemini: they can't die because they already sold their soul to Satan

Cancer: got trampled by a herd of cats

Leo: "no mum i dont need your help, i can learn how to drive on my own."

Virgo: crushed by a statue

Libra: loneliness

Scorpio: microwave explosion

Sagittarius: forgot how to breath

Capricorn: failed a test at school

Aquarius: got locked in a freezer

Pisces: stabbed in the back for being a BITCH

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I feel like I'll also die because I jumped off a bridge *shrugs* anyways ugh their is school tommorow and I don't feel like going grrrrrr 🌚🌚🌚🌚 I swear I needa rest, by that I mean never waking up LELELLELEL

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Unlimited McDonald's or Unlimited Wi-Fi????

- genesis