Isabellas Costume

It's so cool.

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Isabella-Jade's POV I PICKED THIS SONG BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF HOW FRUSTRATING MY AMAZING CHARACTER OF ISABELLA JADE IS TO THE POOR NOAH LE BLANC/ BURGER KING

'THAT WAS FUN!'

'That was stupid actually,'

Stupid? STUPID! I got free food because of this, I don't think that's stupid. If anything's stupid it's that he didn't let me dress him as a Fire Phenoix from Harry Potter....I mean it makes sense.!

Idiot, hold my- Wait.....Is he still talking?

Edward [My selfconsious] -I think we should listen to him.

Issy [Me myself and I] -Same...........Oh, wait now?

Edward -Why are you even alive?

Issy -Because my Daddy gave birth to me....

Edward -Your Daddy....Wait, nevermind, I keep thinking to myself that I will start understanding you but when you go and say stuff like this it really hurts my head.

Issy -......................You are my head

URGH! JUST LISTEN TO NOAH!

Issy- Wait.....WHO THE FRICK FRACK TICK TAC IS NOAH! DO YOU MEAN NOAHS'S ARC!

Edward -That's Burger Kings real name dumbass

Issy- how do you know? Huh? HUH?!

Edward- Because I listen

Issy -Because your nosey

Edward -Doesn't that make you nosey?

Eat shit.

'Um....Isabella.....Are you listening.'

Coming back to the earth dimension I blink a couple times when I see a strange person in front of me. Blonde hair that reminds me of Magical Barbies and blue eyes like the secret crystal I saved from the dragons.

'Uh! Hello, fair muggle! What a nice surprise and as much as I want to communicate with you all I would like to go back to my school of wizardry and make sure Harry hasn't done anything to destroy it...I'm sure him and all his friends are in the middle of some sort of adventure and I- being Sir Dumbledor -would like to go and support them all I can.'

The muggle stared at me for a long moment well the other one behind him that looked a little like an Armani model facepalmed to oblivion and back. Causing my old heart to speed up at the possibility of 'He-who-must-not-be-named' hearing the loud Palming of the face.

'I can't believe she thinks she's dumbledor.'

Who thinks there me? HOW DARE THEY!

Standing up from the chair I go to the waistband of my pan-robes and whip out my wand, gliding it in the air and feeling the energy go through me like the feeling of the wind against your face as you ride your broom.

'What are you doing!' The Armani face-palmer asks me but I keep quiet.

Don't want any of them knowing my secret spell ofco-

'ISABELLA!'

I quickly drop the stick and twist to Liam the blonde unicorn in my grey robes.

'Yes, Unicorn?' He had a weird look on his face like I had grown another head, I touch my face to make sure cause, you know, it could happen.

'You thought you were dumbledor.' Liam states and I laugh at his ridiculousness.

'That's absurd! and you thought I was crazy! look in the mirror darling.'

Liam throw's his hands -well not literally throws cause that ain't possible... Unless he cuts them off which still isn't possible because how would he throw them.

Genius.

Anyway....He throws his hands in the air and lets out a strangled cry before plopping down on the chair.

'Can we just go back to work, Noah?' He mumbles and I turn to Noah the king of burgers who sat behind his giant desk and was back to focusing on his papers.

I swear he needs to get a life.

'What are your jobs? Apart from running Burger Kings?' I ask and sit beside Liam who was typing on his phone. Noah grunts and doesn't answer.

Noah.

He's got a cool name.

'Hey, Noah....Noah, Noah, Noah is a really cool name!'

I explain to no one, except Noah who smirked and said 'I know.'

Cocky.

'Actually.....Noah-t-isn't,' I laugh and turn to Liam.

'Get it? Noah? t-isn't? Noah-t-isn't?'

I really need to get friends.

'Anyway......None of you told me what you do? Are you poop pickers? Eww, that'll be a.....SHITTY JOB!'

Liam snorts at my puns and I turn and wiggle my eyes and Noah who was containing a smile.

'That was funny right????? actually, no....that pun was CRAP!' I burst into giggles. snorting in the middle of them making me giggle harder. People have told me that I have a very contagious laugh so I wasn't surprised when Liam joined in with his own chuckle.

When it had died down and slowly stopped breathing all together I frown at them.

'You still haven't told me what you do.' Liam shifts uncomfortably and clears his throat.

And lied to my face.

how dear he! doesn't he know that I'm basically a walking lie detector!?'

'Uh....you know we work at a law firm.' He mumbles and I roll my eyes.

'Actually, I'm the leader of the biggest Mafia in the world.'

Shit.

Crap.

Eggs.

................okay maybe not eggs.

'Fuck! Not again!' I cry and slump back on the couch. I seem to attract Mafia's!

'I know it's shocking but- wait....what do you mean not again?'

Picking up my head from the couch arm I look at Noah who sat staring at me behind the desk and laugh nervously.

'Did I say that aloud?'

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I'm not sure how I feel about this....

Let's play a game [-quote jigsaw]

Give me a pun and whoever makes me laugh the most gets the net chapter dedicated to them?

Got it?

am I the only one who thinks Liam [Alex Pettyfer] looks hot in this gif?

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PEACE OUT PANDAS!