Lloyd Being The Definition Of 'C H I L L'「✔」

Garmadon groaned in annoyance, knowing that the Green Ninja had the upper hand. "Ugh, it's not fair."

The Green Ninja slides off his dragon mech, and lands onto the building. "I'm sick and tired of you trying to conquer Ninjago!" Each word he uttered out, was of how angered he was from; this villain-of-a-being attacking the beloved Ninjago city, every single day.

Garmadon knew he had to be careful, he knew that if he made one wrong move it would all go down the drain. "All right, Green Ninja. Now, listen. Just calm down."

"You don't have to use that thing." Garmadon nervously grimaced at the angered Ninja-Leader, not knowing it was his son that was under the mask. 

"So you're going to leave Ninjago?" The Green Ninja questioned, sceptically and raised a brow underneath his mask.

"Yeah."

"Forever?"

"I promise." Garmadon does a Girl Scouts' salute. The ninja gradually moves his hand away from the button of the Ultimate Weapon, with an unsure look still upon his face.

"Why is your hand behind your back? What are you doing back there? Are you crossing your fingers?" Lloyd managed to stutter out the questions and was hoping that [Name] and his friends would be okay.

"That's physically impossible. How can I be crossing my fingers? I have these things."

"I'm warning you, Garmadon!"

"Fine! No crossies! No crossies!" Garmadon puts up all four of his arms, in a defendant mannerism. "Just chill. Okay. Look, I'm getting rid of all the sharks." He pushes a lever that moves his mech's left arm and used its right arm to dispose of the ones behind and on its arm.

The sceptical ninja hardened his eyes, really just having hope that his father would just stop conquering Ninjago forever. "And the sharks in your ankle holster."

"I don't have any sharks." Garmadon starts making his mech walk towards the ninja.

"What's in your ankle?"

"It's a couple of dolphins, man." Garmadon replies, rolling his eyes. He was thinking that the Green Ninja was being a bit too much. "Now you're acting loco. I mean-" Garmadon made his mech motion the crazy gesture.

"Hey! Get rid of 'em." The ninja retorts back, cutting Garmadon off and putting his hand dangerously close to the button.

"Fine. You happy now?" Garmadon then uses the mech's right ankle to shake out all the dolphins. "I'm done. You win. Too bad, Cappuccino isn't here to give you a big smooch for that victory." Garmadon smirks maliciously, as he comes closer to the Green Ninja.

"What are you doing? What are you doing right now?" Each step the Evil Overlord took on his mech forwards, the Green Ninja took another backwards to try maintain a distance between the two. 

"Easy, Green Ninja."

"Don't come any closer!" Yelling at him, the ninja leader was trying to remind him of the Ultimate Weapon, being in his possession.

"Easy. Besides, Cappuccino isn't here so, I better make it quick before she finds out her boyfriend has had something happen to him...."

"For the love of--! I'm warning you, Garmadon."

"Let's keep this interaction, very chill."

"I'm the definition of chill right now!"

"I know." Garmadon sneers slyly, knowing that he is gradually; gaining the upper hand. The masked teen realised, he was moving backwards too far, and let out a quick gasp, as he looked over at the edge. Garmadon took a few more steps towards him and then, came to a sudden halt

"Stand back!"

"Put down the Ultimate Weapon, Green Ninja. We both know you're not gonna fire it."

...

Mysterio whistled to herself, failing the whistle a few times, before giving up and stayed silent on her walk towards the Mayor's Tower. She wasn't in a particular rush, in all honesty: because, she wasn't the only ninja around.

"Duh." She proclaimed out, grinning at you, the readers, and looked away quickly. "Yeah, I broke the 4th wall, so what?--"

She was cut off, from demolishing the wall anymore, when she got dragged into an alleyway. "What the 'eck?!--" Once again, the vigilante's mask that was covering her face was pressed on against with a hand, to cause her voice to be muffled.

"Guys! I--I got her! I actually, got her!" A voice pitched in, a high-pitched voice at that. Mysterio glanced behind herself, seeing it was a boy around her age that was in a pufferfish costume, rubbing his sweaty hand on his costume and held the vigilante teenager with his other hand.

"Really? Nice!"

"We can bring 'er back to Garmadon, then!"

Two more people came in, striking the thought that all three of them were to be henchmen of Garmadon's. Mysterio narrowed her eyes in annoyance, pretending to be quite helpless, as to try and lower the spies' guards down.

"Sto-Stop wriggling around, please!"

"You don't ask nicely, mate!"

"Yeah! What she said!" The general in a shark costume piped up, mimicking the lady's actions.

"Shut up, man."

"Yeah, shut up m-- Oh, you're telling me to shut up?"

"Yes, you idiot!" The general in the crab costume, rolled her eyes and smacked the other on the back of his head for his insolence.

Having had enough of this, Mysterio gripped both of the arms of her captor and bent herself forward quickly with such force. This caused the jitterish boy to release his grip from her and fall to the ground. The two spies widened their eyes at this, the woman in an octopus costume raced towards her to try land some punches on her.

The teen vigilante, placed her hands by her hips and walked backwards. Her eyes were droopy in boredom, dodging the punches that didn't land hits on her. Bringing up her hands, she fake-yawned and, stretched her hands.

This form of mockery, annoyed the octopus woman even more and, as she was about to kick Mysterio, the teen ninja jumped up and swiftly moved away from the woman.

It was now, her turn to land some hits.

Crouching down, Mysterio stuck out her leg and swooped it to the generals' feet, making her fall to the ground. The simple collision onto the floor, caused that general to be knocked out.

The other one was standing there, like an idiot in awe. Upon realising that Mysterio was looking at him, he stood upright and shockingly stood there still.

"Uh-- Uh, oh my gosh...She's looking at me!" The general was seemingly fan-boying to no one in particular, raising his fists in the air in an aggressive manner of happiness. From how much he was freaking out, he then fainted from the happy-shock.

Mysterio twitched her eye in bewilderment, shaking her head and went up to one of the windows in the alleyway. Holding onto the edge of it, she scaled herself upwards for a start, until she was grabbed from behind.

"Uh, I'm sorry about this, but orders are orders, y'know!" Gripping the back of her uniform, the sheepish general pulled her away from the window. He only wanted to use, such a small tug of force, but in the end;

Mysterio ended up flying back?

But, she didn't collide into the wall behind her, she just stayed that way in the mid-air for a while. The two looked at each other, both confused as ever.

"I didn't mean to pull you that far back!"

"Are you sure, mate? That's one heck of a tug of force!"

"I promise!"

Mysterio immediately fell to the ground, a groan left her lips and she groggily blinked indifferently. The pufferfish general stood there in shock, blinking mildly and the masked teen got herself up, cracking her knuckles.

"We don't speak of that."

The pufferfish general nodded, before letting out a war-cry and charged at Mysterio. The two raced towards each other, managing to land hits on one another. The pufferfish general tries to pin Mysterio's hand behind her back, but she saw this flawed movement.

The teenager took it upon herself, to kick the general's feet and held his back to stop him from falling onto the floor. The general, around her age, widened his eyes at this and flailed his arms about. It looked, like they were finishing off a dance, with a dip to add on.

"Well, this is a nice turn of events, eh?" Mysterio smirked slyly, underneath her mask and the pufferfish general's face was coated with deep, red blush of flusteredness.

Swallowing down his embarrassed nature, he tripped upon his feet, wavering his arms around in a flurry of panic and draped them around Mysterio's neck to hold on.

Now, this really looked like the end of a nice dance.

"Aww, you're cute, I'll give you that!" The girl grinned, giving a peck on the boy's cheek and he widened his eyes in bewilderment, before he fainted from shock.

Mysterio grinned, setting the boy against the wall and she went back to the window. Grabbing on the edge of it, she started to climb upwards towards the rooftops.

...

Back to the father and son, "Oh yeah? This is your last chance. Get out of Ninjago, now and forever!"

"No."

"Alright, fine. You ready for this?"

"Yeah. Better before your girlfr--"

"No-No, you need to stop with this, Garmadon! It's coming, now!"

"Okay."

"You've been warned."

"I'm waiting." If Garmadon was being honest here, he was quite eager to see what the Ultimate Weapon could do. To him, it probably seemed cool to be fired by the Ultimate Weapon, but not really at the same time.

"Here it comes." The stalling was going on for way too long now. A part of himself was telling him not to hurt his own father, but the other kept saying how it would be for the good of Ninjago and all the people there, as well as himself.

"Any time."

"All right, here it comes!" He clicked it. 

He actually did it!

"Oh, my gosh! He actually shot and it exploded, and then... But nothing is happening. Why is nothing happening?"

The two were just as confused as the other was. "What the heck?" Mumbling to himself, the Green Ninja gazed at the weapon in confusion.

"It's like the Ultimate Lamest Weapon." Garmadon leaned to the side of his mech in amusement, as to seeing the confused Ninja. 

Wow. 

What an original, non-cliché name for the weapon, Garmadon.

"Come on!" At this point, Lloyd was frustratingly, and continuously pressing the button. "Why won't you work?" He turned it around, so the laser would be pointing towards the city. 

Which is the stupidest thing to do, if it's a laser!

...

The people of Ninjago were busy trying to escape or at least get to somewhere safe.

"Get off my Vespa!" One of them shouted as he was busy trying to fend off one of the generals.

THUMP!

That very thump caused them all to stop and look at where the source of the sound is coming from. The citizen let go of his Vespa and that caused the general, who was still clinging onto the Vespa, to fall down with it.

Legend says; the general is still clinging onto the Vespa.

Mysterio had appeared on the rooftops quickly to see the people in a panicking state, and she had arrived here at this impossible amount of time, because of plot armour.

Raising a brow, she looked around, as to where she heard the thumping sound from and scratched the side of her mask. Shaking her head, she started walking away from, where the people were looking to for the sound.

"Nah, mate. Ain't gonna be the cat that's killed, by curiosity."

A few seconds later, she peeked her head over and walked back to the spot she was departing from. "On second thought: I really wanna see what that noise is!" Grinning ecstatically, she clicked her fingers and sat by the edge of the rooftop.

As if on command: a bucket of popcorn was summoned by the omnipresent author and Mysterio clutched onto the popcorn, eating it away.

...

Garmadon heard the thump as well. A raised brow on his face and he was questioning it all. "You hear that?"

THUMP!

The Green Ninja did, even though he wished: he hadn't, and let out some shaky breaths, realising that he caused this.

"What have you done?" Garmadon spat that question out with, such horror.

...

THUMP!

THUMP!

The crowd were huddling with each other, coming closer to the source of the sound and waiting for it to just get it over with it already. Mysterio was just there in the background, chilling and eating some popcorn.

They all look up to see....

A cat!

The cat purred as it looked at the laser. "Aw!" Everyone awed at the sight of it and Mysterio looked like she were gonna cry because of how cute the cat was.

"It's adorable! We were scared for nowt then."

The cat just made all that cuteness disappear as it clawed at where the laser was pointing to. One of the buildings and this caused the crowd to go wild. Not, in a good way.

They all start screaming and start running away, while Mysterio is excessively eating her popcorn in shock. She groans in annoyance, realising that she had run out.

The author knows of that feeling.

She clicked her fingers, summoning a plane, thanks to the omnipresent author, and took off hoping to try and drive this cat away. 

"I like dogs better! Just kidding, I'm kidding. Both are adorable!"

...

"How do I turn this thing off?" The clicking of the button grew excessively in concern, hoping that it would just turn off. The Green Ninja had caused all of this and it was his fault. He only just wanted to help get rid of Garmadon once and for all.

...

Everyone in the downtown was seen, running away from the giant cat as it followed the laser, like a sheep following their shepherd. Even the generals were running away from it. Like child, of course they are. 

They aren't stupid enough to just stand there and ask for a death wish, are they?

...

"Ah." Garmadon say in realisation and smirks, whilst looking at the struggling Green Ninja, that was trying to turn the laser off. 

The cat could be heard meowing in the distance, but right now we are focusing on Lloyd repeating, 

"Come on!" To the weapon, like as if an inanimate object is going to start talking.

Down below, a woman was speeding on her moped and screaming as the cat pounced about the city.

"General, grab the Green Ninja. But, be on high alert for Mysterio." Garamdon smirks as the generals surround the stressed ninja, and he gets out of his mech.

"Keep away from me, and don't you dare go near my Mysterio!" The Green Ninja swished the Ultimate Weapon at the generals in a threatening manner, but it quickly went downhill, as Garmadon jumped next to him and kicked him, causing the Ultimate Weapon to fall out of his hands.

The leader ninja wobbles at the edge, but luckily lands flat onto the roof still. To, only be jumped on by the generals. "Wait! No, no, no!"

He had to keep reminding himself that this wasn't happening. No, this must be some nightmare that he'll wake up to, but at this point; that's just him lying to himself.

Garmadon was at the corner of the roof, holding the Ultimate Weapon the right way around

See Lloyd? 

You could learn a thing or two from this.

"Remember Green Ninja, I didn't fire this thing first. That's on you."

The teen ninja was still struggling against the generals, as he glared at Garmadon. "But, since you got it all warmed up, let's try it on some moving targets."

Garmadon faces the Ultimate Weapon towards....

The Fire Ninja.

Kai Smith.

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