Starbucks Employee: Your name?

Dr Strange: Stephen.

Starbucks Employee: Is that with a ph?

Dr Strange, in tears, having waited for this exact moment for the last 18 years: NO ITS STEPHEN WITH A PhD!

[Later]

Starbucks Employee: Triple venti half sweet non fat soy no foam ice caramel macchiato with whipped cream for-

Starbucks Employee: *Reads cup again*

Starbucks Employee: Stephden?