*The avengers look down at a body laying on the ground in the lounge*

Bruce: Is he... dead?

Aria: No, he's just napping *Takes a shot before appearing from the kitchen*

Tony: Aria. Did you do this?

Aria: Maybe.

Bruce: Why? What happened?

Aria: Do you want the long story or do you want a tightly condensed version while I clean up the body?

*No one looked impressed, but Natasha did look amused* 

Aria: Angels light, would it make you feel any better if I told you that he murdered puppies... and children? *She dragged a bin bag from kitchen and dumped it onto the floor*

Clint: He murdered puppies?

Aria: No. I don't think so anyway.