Ovens

*The squad is over at Aria's house*


Peter: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?


Aria: ... N-No...


Aria, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???


Peter, motioning to Aria's kitchen: Three, I thought!


Ned: I see a-


Aria, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.


Peter: Oh, well I-


Aria: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*


Aria, amazed: Its got a bake setting!


Shuri: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!


MJ: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?


Aria: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!


Aria: I am someone who owns four ovens...


Aria, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...


Aria: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...


Ned, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!


Aria:


Peter: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!


Aria:


Aria, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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