DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO FALL INTO THE VOID.

BECAUSE I DO.

what's the reason this time?

Remember when I said that guy was flirting with me?

Yeah,  vaguely.

WELL THERE'S A NEW ONE.

do you have any friends who could punch him?

UM,,,

I could?

I fully believe you could.

You could fuck him up.

but you don't seem like you'd want to get in trouble because of something as simple as a good punch.

too true, babe.

and no, most of my friends can't.

I mean, Bea could, but she'd end up having to move country because her parents are psycho.

Nice.

I MEAN,,,

You always could.

I don't think your school would appreciate some random guy (who may be like fifty, mind you) punching some kid.

PUT PARKERRRRR

HE SUCKS

HE CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING HINT.

Have you directly told him that you aren't interested?

Some people forget to do that.

First thing I did when he asked me out the first thing.

I let him down too nicely.

Then he asked again.

I said no.

He asked again.

I said no.

He asked again.

I told him I was interested in girls.

HE STILL HASN'T STOPPED.

Isn't that harassment?

No, because he isn't actually doing anything wrong.

He's just asking a lot.

It's just annoying.

I wish I could help, baby, but I can't.

PARKER YOU BRILLIANT FIFTY YEAR OLD MAN.

ANSWER MY CALL TOMORROW.