Hey, are you getting the rain?

Yeah, it's pretty fuckin bad.

Are you okay?

Yup, just annoyed.

I was hoping to go to the park today

:(((

I mean, you still could.

It would just be very wet.

How about you?

Are you guys fine?

Yeah, we're good.

There was a tree across the road that got struck by lightning.

THAT'S AWESOME.

Vince nearly shat himself at the sound.

I would too.

I mean, it'd be pretty fucking loud.

Kinda sounded like a gunshot.

The flash was bright as shit.

What does the tree look like now?

one image attached.

kinda blurry and shitty, but you can get the gist.

Could you get me a better picture when the storm's over?

Sure.

Why?

I want to paint it.

You paint?

I do Art, don't I?

doesn't mean you enjoy it.

no one enjoys art.

That's why the word 'pain' is in 'painting'.

But yeah, it is a hobby of mine.

Got any favourites of yours?

one image attached

I saw this white rose in a bunch of red ones and decided to make the red of the roses dripping down onto the white for no fucking reason.

that's cool as shit, babe.

eh, it's okay.

IT'S COOL AS SHIT BABE.

OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO.

I DO SAY SO.

you're a dork.

as are you.

weirdo.

And Parker?

Yeah?

You totally care about me.

I DO NOT.

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hiya!

if you're looking for some more sage reed action, you can check out my latest short story To Be Pretty (yes, shameless self promotion), or any of my other works.

have a fantastic week y'all!