{Slight angst and fluff}

Dazai woke up in a daze. It took him a while to force himself up, his head pounding as he got up.

'I must have a hangover' he thought when he looked down and that's when he realized he was naked and immediately freaked out.

"Fuck did I take someone home oh shit fuck who was it? They've already left Dazai. Fuck how do I explain this to Chuuya?? Oh fuck I really fucked up this time" Dazai said out loud looking around him. He walked in the bathroom connected to the bedroom. Dazai looks through the cabinets in the bathroom and finds some pain pills. He contemplates taking more than one. But then decides that Chuuya would prefer if he stayed even if he wasn't sure if he cheated or not. So he only takes 2 to cure his headache. He walks in the kitchen next going to the fridge to get something to drink before his phone rings. 

"Hello?"

"DAZAI! YOUR LATE AGAIN!" He hears Kunikida yell

"Ha I'm not feeling well Kunikida."

"Why not?"

"I have a fever" Dazai lies. Most of the time he goes to work with a hangover but the idea that he cheated is eating him alive.

"Ok then get some rest" And then Kunikida hangs up. Once Kunikida hangs up he gets a glass of apple juice and chugs it. Then the door opens.

"Dazai?" His head spins around.

"Chuuya?"

"Why didn't you get...dressed" Chuuya trails off looking at Dazai's part before looking him back in the eye.

"Can I be honest with you?"

"Uhm yeah?? What's up" Chuuya gets closer now and takes his hand as Dazai looks down at the ground.

"I think I cheated....I woke up from a hangover and I can't remember shit. I woke up naked." His voice breaks "I-I'm so sorry Chuuya!" Dazai continues to look at the ground as Chuuya stares at him then laughs before saying.

"Dazai you idiot! We had sex together."

"Wait what?"

"I knew sleeping with you while you were drunk would be a bad idea but I-" He laughs again. "I didn't think you'd think you cheated!" It takes Dazai a while before it clicks. He didn't infact cheat he was just to drunk to remember who he had sex with.

"It's not funny! I thought I cheated on you!!" 

"It is though Ha seriously I thought you were smart!" Chuuya continues laughing at him. At some point of Chuuya's laughter Dazai started laughing too.

"Hah good to know that you'd tell me if you cheated"

"I guess though I'm never gonna cheat on you. You know that right?"

"Of course I know you. You break hearts all the time but you don't cheat."

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