{Fluff}

Dazai POV:

After the Port Mafia and Ada made an alliance Ranpo thought it be a great idea to host a party to get to know everyone better. Soon we started playing truth or dare. I was zooming out for the most part until Atsushi said.

"Dazai-san Truth or Dare?"

"Truth"

"Pussy" Chuuya mumbled but loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Shut it"

"Ok um Are you gay?"

"Pft- No I don't swing that way. Unlike Chuuya"

"Fuck you" Chuuya said back

"Are you sure?" Ranpo said looking at me

"Huh what do you mean? Of course I'm sure."

"Uh huh so why do you have Chuuya saved in your phone as Slug"

"It's a nickname of course." I said back already feeling myself sweating 

"You literally had the sheep betray him so he could join the Port Mafia with you."

"You WHAT?!" Chuuya yelled looking at me.

"UH I UM- IM NOT GAY THO I JUST WANTED HIM TO JOIN THATS ALL!" I replied 

"STILL WTF DUDE!" Chuuya yelled back

"That's hella gay" Atsushi said with a suggestive tone

Tachihara then spoke up, "Didn't think I'd have to bring this up but Dazai you know I've seen you guys making out right??"

"HUH" Everyone but me Chuuya and Tachihara reply.

'Yep after me and Chuuya went drinking He lead me to Dazai's house saying 'he'll take care of me' then when he forgot to call me I went to his house and saw them making out on the couch. And from what I saw. Dazai looked like a bottom when they were."

"Because he is," Chuuya said, taking a sip of his wine after saying so.

"CHUUYA!!! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT?!?!?" I exclaim as he smirks at me and laughs.

"HOLY SHIT MAN BETRAYED BY YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND HAHAHA!" Atsushi, Ranpo, and Yasono collectively said 

"ACTUALLY CHUUYA PROPOSED TO ME SOO"

"WAIT WHAT"

"DAZAI!"

"Oh wait- I wasn't supposed to say that."

"Yeah no shit"

"WAIT YOU GUYS ARE GETTING MARRIED?" Atsushi said.

"Surprise?" I said looking at him

"Not what I was expecting when I threw this party but ok." Ranpo said closing his eyes.

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