Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: Hey can you get me a beer?

A maid: Are you Australian?

A maid: like me

Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: No.

A maid: how sad

Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: But chocoholic milk.

A maid: you know for once in Australia it's fucking freezing

Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: Well don't get necrotizing fasciitis.

A maid: Where r u from?

Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: Im from omachrome Percy I 8

A maid: Do you want to have sex with me right now?

Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: Not really, you might have Acute proliferative glomerulonephritis.

A maid: I'll let you put a condom on

A maid: i have some

Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: No I go in raw.

A maid: I'll let you put your snake inside me

Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: Well ok, go on Wilber's get in there.

A maid: Ohhhhhh

Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: kkk by

Dr. Severus Alphonse Snape: e