Snape: 5,0000000000000 points from Gryffindor

Harry Potter: What!?

Snape: yep, you breathed on me.

Harry Potter: This is not happening

Snape: 7,000000 points from Gryffindor

Harry Potter: WHAT!?

Harry Potter: Is this because you wanted to fuck my mom?

Snape: How dare you talk back to a professor like that.

Snape: No, I stole her panties and I use them every night.

Harry Potter: ew

Snape: That's right be afraid.

Harry Potter: Shouldn't you

Harry Potter: you know

Harry Potter: get over it

Harry Potter: it's been a while

Harry Potter: she didn't even kissed you

Snape: NO! I kissed her dead body so hah! Also may have.....fucked her.

Harry Potter: I think I'm gonna throw up

Snape: In Ginny's mouth I hope.