Sernanigans: The Discovery of Scp-8500

Mokaso and Eneri were walking around a burnt village and were sent by the foundation since the place shouldnt be burning from multiple victims. They say that the fire started with no reason so they Sent the Servine twins to look at the area.

After a while.

Mokaso: aiyah. This place is empty.

Eneri: i couldnt sense anything that caused the fire. Maybe it was just a natural fire?

Mokaso: yeah... probably. I remember on the map of the village that there was a big circular plain with nothing in it. Do you suggest we go there? Cause the map burnt when we got here.

Eneri: yeah. Lets go.

The two walk to the area to which they had a hard time navigating and saw a void black jet sitting in the middle as the fire was surronding it.

Mokaso: oooooooohhhh!! I havent seen these kinda things!

Eneri: is it strange that a jet is here even though the witnesses say there wasnt anything strange in the area?

Mokaso: don't know. Don't care.

Eneri and Mokaso investigate the strange jet.

Eneri opens the cockpit to find out that there's nobody inside. She comes into the cockpit upside down... to which nobody knows why. She just said she did it because why not.

Mokaso was walking around the jet to notice that the jet wasnt scratched in the slightest. He then continues walking around until he calls Eneri to try and start the jet up.

With Eneri not knowing how to start a jet she just starts pushing random buttons that look promising to which they don't respond at all.

Mokaso then came up with the stupid idea to kick the jet since thats what they do when they have a broken machine like a tv or AC vent.

Mokaso then kicks it.

?????: BLOODY B#STARD!!!!

Eneri and Mokaso:... did you hear that?

Mokaso: yes i did.

Eneri: hmmmm....























Do it again.

To which Mokaso does

????: OH CMON COMRAD?!??!?!

....

Eneri: *fiddles with the buttons again* nope. It aint turning on.

And Mokaso Kicks the jet once again and the engines start up.

Unfortunately for Eneri, the cockpit closed by itself with Eneri still upside down.

The jet then takes off into the sky leaving Mokaso there to process everything.

Mokaso: *Mokaso.EXE has stopped working*






*pulls out a walkey tokey*

Foundation: hello?

Mokaso: hi so i have bad news and good news.

Foundation: what's the good news?

Mokaso: well, me and my sister found a void black jet in the village.

Foundation: okay. And what's the bad news?

Mokaso: well, my sister got in upside down and after a few minutes, the jet took off with my sister inside.

So in short i lost my sister and a possibly Anomalous jet.

Foundation: HOW ARE YOU NOT PANICKING?!?!?

Mokaso: i don't know.

With Eneri.

Ehe. Eneri go ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

Eneri was still in the cockpit as the jet flew to the atmosphere enough to see the cosmos.

After awhile Eneri saw stars in the black dark sky lighting it up. Eneri was amazed. She has seen many crystal mines that shine brightly in the mountains but never has she ever got a proper view of the cosmos. The foundation doesent really allow her to go high enough to not use a telescope everytime she wants to go stargazing.

The jet slowly turned back down and Eneri was still amazed by the sight she saw.

After a while the Jet got back to earth but was still high in the sky. They were flying over Japan for some reason and the Japanese citizens noticed the black jet since it was starting to get dark. The citizens reported about the strange black jet flooded the media to the point the foundation took notice.

They checked the site that was located in Japan but sadly when the foundation site checked the control tower, their radars seemed to glitch out and they couldnt track if the jet even flew above them but many site personel saw the jet.

The jet went slightly over South Korea and might've accidentally went into North Korea. The Hermit Kingdom.

The jet sooned landed in a wide plain and many North Koreans were suprised to see a Jet that was possibly made when the Soviet Union was still alive that supplied them with money.

The cockpit opened to reveal Eneri and she was confused at where she was. She's never been to North Korea nor heard about. She's only heard about mountain hickers talked about North Korea so this is a massive suprise for her.

The Citizens of North Korea then surrounded the Jet with Eneri still inside sitting in the Cockpit seat.

North Korean: 러시아가 마침내 우리를 돕기로 결정했습니까?!? ( Has Russia finnally decided to help us?!?)

North Korean: 이것은 축복이다 (this is a blessing!!!)

Eneri, not understanding Korean was extremely confused. She did indeed understand some and talk russian but not understanding Korean is a whole different story.

Eneri: *whispering* please get me out if here.

The jet then closed its Cockpit and it flew out of North Korea. Eneri reliefed heard a voice.

?????: Are you Alright comrad?

Eneri: wait. Is this jet talking?

?????: yes yes i am talking. You seemed really  confused there so i took it as you didnt understand Korean.

Eneri: yeah i didnt understand a word they were saying.

?????: question.

Eneri: go ahead.

?????: are you Russian?

Eneri: does living in a Russian mountain for all my life count?

?????: i guess it kinda does. Now let me Give you A brief history About our Mother Land.

Eneri: i'm interested now.

one whole history lesson about Russia and 60+ countries flown acrossed later...

?????: and that, is how the Soviet Union fell and how our Mc'Donalds name was changed to "Tasty and Thats it".

Eneri: i shouldve brought my note pad with me.

?????: ah its alright Comrad. I will gladly repeat myself once you have yourself a note pad.

Eneri: hey you're actually cool.

?????: thank you comrad.

Eneri: sorry about my brother Kicking you.

?????: eh its alright. 



After a while the Jet settled on landing in an airplane hanger and Eneri jumped off the jet to open the hanger doors to let the Jet in to which it swiftfully landed.

Eneri said her farewells to the Jet and promised to come back if she has free time and closes the hanger doors.

After walking for a while.

She realises she doesent know where she is.

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