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  SOMETHING MADE ME REMEBER A STORY OF WHEN I WAS SIX. I WAS A HUGE TWATSWAT( COCKBLOCKER).

I HAD HEARD MY AUNT CALL A BOOTY CALL TO COME AN HOUR AFTER I WAS SHEDULED TO LEAVE.

WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR ME LEAVE I CRIED AND REFUSED TO GO HIME SO I ENDED UP STAYING WITH MY AUNT.

SHE HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABT THE BOOTYCALL AND EVENTUALLY HE SHOWED UP.

HE HAD A BUNCH OF CONDOMS AND WINE AND UM toys AND MY AUNT WAS TRYING TO STOP HIM BEFORE HE WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING CARTOONS IN THERE.

BUT HE DID AND THEY HIRRIED TO GET RID OF IT ALL.

AND THEN THE WENT TO LEAVE BUT I SAID I WANTED HIM TO STAY BECAUSE WE NEEDED THREE PLAYERS FOR A GAME WE WERE GONNA PLAY.

SO THE BOOTYCALL STAYED. HE WAS REALLY NICE AND HAD DID MY HAIR UP IN PIGTAILS AND ALMOST KILLED HIMSELF RUNNING IN STILLETO HEELS.

AND MY AUMT AMD HE RDD BOOTY CALL ENDED UP READING ME LIKE FIVE BEDTIME STORIES.

FAST FOWARD LIKE ELEVEN YEARS AND NOW THE BOOTYCALL IS IN JAIL FOR TRYING TO KILL MY AINT BECAUSE HE WAS OBSESSED WITH HER AND SHE DIDN'T LOVE HIM.

I GUESS I DID NOT HAVE GOOD JUDGEMENT.