"Hello! Welcome to—"


"I've never heard you sound so cheery before!"


"And you're never ever gonna again."


"So, what's the reason?"


"Nothing interesting—"


"SHE GOT KISSED BY HER CRUSH LAST NIGHT!"


"Shut up, Sasha!"


"Wait, what?! I thought you were still into your breakup."

"I was no—"


"HER CRUSH TOOK ALL THE PAIN AWAY WITH HIS MIND BLOWING KISS!"


"Woah!"


"STOP SCREAMING, DAMN IT!"


"What else, Sasha?"


"SHE CAN'T STOP GUSHING ABOUT HIS DREAMY EYES AND HAWT BOD—"


"I AM SO GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"


"Damn, girl! You've got it bad.


"HE'S GOING TO TAKE HER ON ANOTHER DATE TONIGHT AND GONNA FUC—"


"YOU BITCH!


*Beep* *Beep*

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Marvel series or Harry Potter?