"Hello, welcome to relationship helpline. How may I help you today?"


"You are the best!"


"Well, I already know that, but what's surprising is the fact that you didn't cut me this time."


"That's because I am in a jolly mood ."


"Why?"


"Your advice worked!"


"It always works."


"You are so self conceited."


"Nope. That's called flaunting your talent."


"You are so much like her, I swear!"


"What is with everyone comparing me with random strangers?!"


"She is going to come tomorrow at my place."


"Isn't it too early?"


"Too early to what?"


"Fuck?"


"The fuck, NO!"


"No?"


"No!"


"Okay then, gotta go. Bye."


"No, wait—"


*Beep* *Beep*


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Pray for me guys. My uni exams are going on and here I am, writing a new chap for you people. Ain't I just amazing?