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stalker - timothée
fan - riley
stalker
heyyyy
you're kidding about the harry stuff right??
you don't like him?
fan
never in my life did i think
mr chalamet would be JEALOUS!!
over a commoner such as i
stalker
nooooo
i would never
you got the wrong guy
but.... answer the DAMN QUESTION
fan
no i do not like harry
i kinda sorta like someone else just a bit
stalker
oh reallyyyy?
is he gorgeous and stunningly handsome
and amazing??
fan
no he smells
stalker
well even though he stinks,
i'm sure he likes you too
fan
oh he's obsessed with me
stalker
maybeeee
fan
well since you're obsessed with me
i can finally make my REAL thirst tweets
without scaring you!
stalker
sorry pardon??
those other ones were TAME??
fan
brb ;)
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user
riley put the phone down and go to sleep
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user
go stand in the corner and think about what you just said
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rosslynch
nah y'all she's right
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realchalamet
wait... lowkey??
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billhaderskid
come over babygirl