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user
i don't think riley has ever said something i disagree with
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realchalamet
oh look at me i'm riley hader, i have pretty eyes and a perfect smile. go fuck yourself riley hader.
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billhaderskid
touché timothée chalamet, you got me this time.
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user
WHAT THE FUCK?
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user
PRETTY EYES AND A PERFECT SMILE??? IS RILEY OKAY??
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billhaderskid
NO??!!!
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user
pray for riley. rip to the baddest
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user
she will be missed. i can still feel her with us. 🕊🕊🕊
messages
sperm donor - bill hader
sperm cell #1- riley hader
sperm donor
i know i did not just see my
daughter and timothée chalamet
flirting on my timeline
sperm cell #1
not me!!
i was hacked!!!
sperm donor
that charming son of a bitch.
first john's wife and now my daughter
sperm cell #1
PLEASEE
i will NOT be charmed ❌❌
sperm donor
better not be
my daughters aren't allowed to
date until they are 30
sperm cell #1
I DATED LUKE LAST YEAR???
sperm donor
he doesn't count
he charmed me
my bad
it will NEVER happen again
sperm cell #1
yeah it's true
luke only worked out because
he wasn't THAT scared
when you did your donald duck
impression out of nowhere at dinner
sperm donor
yeah next time you bring a
boy home i might have to bring out the big guns
sperm cell #1
oh god what are the big guns
sperm donor
john and fred
sperm cell #1
god please no
i will never have a relationship
ever again
sperm donor
yes that's the point
sperm cell #1