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riley hader and timothée chalamet seen kissing after a night out

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user: WHATTTTTT

user: omg finally

user: didn't they JUST meet?
-timmyupdates: yeah and

user: THEY ARE SO CUTE

user: god i love them

user: this is such a weird thing for paparazzi's to take pictures of

messages
sperm donor - bill hader
sperm cell #1 - riley hader
sperm cell #2 - avery hader

sperm donor
hello daughter dearests
riley can you tell me NOW if you're dating one
timothée chalamet

sperm cell #2
yeah i'd like to know too
🤔🤔

sperm cell #1
on the contrary to popular beliefs
we are not dating yet
just spending time together

sperm donor
can we meet him soon

sperm cell #1
if we start dating
you can meet him then
until then i will not have anything
scare him off

sperm cell #2
you make us out to be so bad
sure one time we locked a boyfriend
of yours in a closet
so what???

sperm donor
yeah exactly
not even that big of a deal to be honest

sperm cell #1
i was born into an insane family

sperm donor
that's all your mother
wait whattt
who said that

sperm cell #2