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*You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!*
*You both like amazingphil*


You: Decided to switch it up today


Stranger: Well you could've let me know. I've been on here for nearly an hour looking for you under danisnotonfire


You: How am I supposed to let you know? We don't talk unless it's on Omegle


Stranger: Yeah I know, but that's what makes this friendship so...


Stranger: Special


You: I guess so


You: No face chatting today??


Stranger: No. I look like shit


You: Whoa whoa whoa!!


You: Watch yo profanity!!


Stranger: What??


You: You wouldn't understand


You: But I bet you look fine and not like shit at all


Stranger: I do. I didn't sleep all night. My roommates kept me up


You: How so??


Stranger: I don't need to taint your innocent ears with that information


You: Oh?


You: Oh


You: Oh!


You: OH!


You: That's gross


Stranger: Try being in my place. It was disgusting. I don't know if they thought we were all asleep or if they just didn't care


Stranger: I didn't sleep a wink. I even put in my headphones and listened to loud music, but I could still hear them


You: Oh my God, Phil, I feel so sorry for you. I would've died if I were in your position


Stranger: I'm not surprised I didn't die


You: Um...Phil


Stranger: Yeah, Dan?


You: Can I ask you a kinda personal question?


Stranger: We're friends aren't we? Friends as personal questions. How else would we get to know each other?


You: Are you...


You: Have you...


Stranger: ??


You: Have you had sex??


Stranger: What?


You: You know what I said just answer it please


Stranger: Oh...okay


Stranger: Well...no. I...I haven't


You: Really??


Stranger: Really


Stranger: I just haven't really found that special person that I want to lose it to


You: Oh wow


Stranger: Yeah


Stranger: You can judge me if you want


You: No I can't


Stranger: Huh?


You: I'm 15, Phil!! I just started exploring the world sexually!!


Stranger: Yes, I understand that. But I'm 19. Don't most teenagers have sex with at least one person by this age?


You: Not all the time


You: Like you, I'm waiting for that special some one. And at the rate I'm going, I won't find that person till I'm in my 30s


Stranger: Don't say that


You: I'm saying it


You: I'm pretty much a social outcast, Phil. No one wants to be with me, boy or girl


Stranger: Maybe you just haven't met the right guy yet


Stranger: And who knows, maybe the person you're looking for isn't even in your school. Maybe he's somewhere else in the world. Maybe he's older. Maybe he's younger. Who knows!


You: "He's"?


Stranger: Huh?


You: You said "he's"? I'm bi, Phil, I like boys and girls


Stranger: Oh yeah


You: Phil, I'm just kidding. I don't mind you said "he's"


You: Phil?


You: Phil, it keeps saying you're typing but nothing is coming up


You: Phillip?


You: Phil Lester


You: AmazingPhil


*Your conversation partner has disconnected*

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