*You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!*
*You both like amazingphil*
You: Decided to switch it up today
Stranger: Well you could've let me know. I've been on here for nearly an hour looking for you under danisnotonfire
You: How am I supposed to let you know? We don't talk unless it's on Omegle
Stranger: Yeah I know, but that's what makes this friendship so...
Stranger: Special
You: I guess so
You: No face chatting today??
Stranger: No. I look like shit
You: Whoa whoa whoa!!
You: Watch yo profanity!!
Stranger: What??
You: You wouldn't understand
You: But I bet you look fine and not like shit at all
Stranger: I do. I didn't sleep all night. My roommates kept me up
You: How so??
Stranger: I don't need to taint your innocent ears with that information
You: Oh?
You: Oh
You: Oh!
You: OH!
You: That's gross
Stranger: Try being in my place. It was disgusting. I don't know if they thought we were all asleep or if they just didn't care
Stranger: I didn't sleep a wink. I even put in my headphones and listened to loud music, but I could still hear them
You: Oh my God, Phil, I feel so sorry for you. I would've died if I were in your position
Stranger: I'm not surprised I didn't die
You: Um...Phil
Stranger: Yeah, Dan?
You: Can I ask you a kinda personal question?
Stranger: We're friends aren't we? Friends as personal questions. How else would we get to know each other?
You: Are you...
You: Have you...
Stranger: ??
You: Have you had sex??
Stranger: What?
You: You know what I said just answer it please
Stranger: Oh...okay
Stranger: Well...no. I...I haven't
You: Really??
Stranger: Really
Stranger: I just haven't really found that special person that I want to lose it to
You: Oh wow
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: You can judge me if you want
You: No I can't
Stranger: Huh?
You: I'm 15, Phil!! I just started exploring the world sexually!!
Stranger: Yes, I understand that. But I'm 19. Don't most teenagers have sex with at least one person by this age?
You: Not all the time
You: Like you, I'm waiting for that special some one. And at the rate I'm going, I won't find that person till I'm in my 30s
Stranger: Don't say that
You: I'm saying it
You: I'm pretty much a social outcast, Phil. No one wants to be with me, boy or girl
Stranger: Maybe you just haven't met the right guy yet
Stranger: And who knows, maybe the person you're looking for isn't even in your school. Maybe he's somewhere else in the world. Maybe he's older. Maybe he's younger. Who knows!
You: "He's"?
Stranger: Huh?
You: You said "he's"? I'm bi, Phil, I like boys and girls
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: Phil, I'm just kidding. I don't mind you said "he's"
You: Phil?
You: Phil, it keeps saying you're typing but nothing is coming up
You: Phillip?
You: Phil Lester
You: AmazingPhil
*Your conversation partner has disconnected*