Dear Santa,

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm not on the list at all, but if Jake can make it, then so can I. He's mad at me because I'm making him write the letter, what 19 year old wants to write a letter to Santa? But what 19 year argues with a 3 year old whether unicorns exist or not.

Yeah, Casey screams, I found Santa, then runs around with a cookie. You can thank Justice for that, idiot, but you gotta love the idiot. I'm also sorry for punching Jake, who in the hell am I kidding, no I'm not. I had a zit I was insecure about and him singing didn't make me feel better.

What I want for Christmas? I could say what ever girl ask for, clothes, shoes, jewelry, and the perfect guy. I have the perfect guy, I don't have a perfect family, but I have an awesome one. Also, have you ever heard of a dad dropping his daughter? How do you drop a kid? Well, what Jake doesn't know is I dropped Parker, he peed on me and he was slippery. Don't tell Jake.

I have the perfect guy by my side, I'm gonna marry him next year and the wedding is gonna be perfect. My dream wedding and I get to marry the guy of my dreams.

Jake is also thinking he's getting some sex out of me making him write this. I think I like teasing him better, it's funny watch him resist not jumping on me anytime he wants.

Jake wanted a sports bike for Christmas, is you trying to die? You gonna kill yourself riding on one, well what he doesn't know is I have a secret one. What he doesn't know won't hurt him. Haha, mama always wins.

Love,
Mama Naomi

P.S. Get Justice something this year to make him stop saying you think he's a kid. Which he is.

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