Warren: Why do you keep reading that garden party book? I mean, how hard are finger sandwiches and tea?

Sullivan: There's so much more to it than that.

Sullivan, to the audience: I've been wanting to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time, and this party is a great opportunity. Plus, I've got a secret weapon. *holds up book, Throwing A Garden Party by Warren Waggery*

Sullivan, to the audience: Only one copy in the world and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for two dollars. *laughs*

Warren, to the audience: I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing. *holds up same book* I've only sold one copy.

Reference- The Office