" "UGH...AM I..GOING TO DIE HERE? IN A..PLACE..GAH..LIKE THIS...?"
"WH WHAT THE HECK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?"
"IS SHE GOING TO DIE?!"
"N-NO WAY! WHO DIES FROM GETTING BUMPED IN THE SHOULDER?!"
"I DON"T KNOW! BUT SHE'S ALMOST DYING HERE!"
'Do you know how much experience I have? I skipped so many classes with this in high school!' Kim is shown with sick make-up a blanket and a mask.
"..I WANTED TO... AT LEAST...SAY GOOD...BYE..."
"CRAP!"
"WHAT DO WE DO?" "
Everyone was just open mouthed staring at the chaos unravel. With Arwin laughing like he saw the most funny thing to ever bless his eyes.
" 'I'm a poor girl with a weak heart...'
"WHAT DO WE DO?!"
And here I lie, after getting hit by someone in the shoulder..... Footsteps are heard as Latte is shown squeezing her eyes shut. I could hear the hoodlums running away frantically when they saw my dead body. BWAHAHAHAHA.
"Ugh.. The ground is so cold."
'Alright! I saved some scrolls.'
"AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
I felt proud for defeating the shoulder scammers with my perfect acting skills. 'I think I'm good enough to go for the legendary role in that famous comic.' She ties her hair up and looks up to see a scroll fall down.
"Huh? What's this?"
She looks around, but not up. 'My this is an expensive scroll heh... Haha! What a catch it's like i found a big diamond on the street~'
"I feel like my luck went up by 100! Haha, so this is what leveling up feels like!"
'I'll forgive you, Kenneth. (of course it's not like I can do anything even if I don't forgive you.' After forgiving fish transgression, I could now see where I should be heading to. 'After administering justice (defeating bullies) and earning money, next I'll need to recharge on my sugar levels'
"And there's a new tart place near the plaza!!!!!!! Fruit tarts are made of fruits, so I won't gain weight they're just like vitamins" "
"Are you sure about that?"
Rosaline spoke.
" After arriving at the shop, I ordered my tarts. She is shown eating tarts. It didn't take long for them to move from the pretty plates and into my stomach. '..What? Since when did I learn to teleport objects? I must be gifted in magic. (bad joke) These tears must be flowing because the tarts were so good that's why... I'll order two more. No..I'm not hungry. I'm full. I'll burst, stop eating porky.' "
"Did she just call herself...porky?"
Esula asked in concern.
" "Huh?"
'Oh, oh no! The shoulder gang! Gosh, why did they have to pass by this place? Whew... thank goodness they didn't see me..! If we meet again, should I act like a zombie that came back to eat tarts?' A undead Latte appears eating tarts. Which would seem more realistic? Dying after getting tarts stuck in my throat, or acting like a zombie...'
Men singing walk into the building. Latte's ears perk up and she panics. 'I should at least hide my face with my hair..!' She pulls her hair tie and her hair goes everywhere. "
"My....My hard work"
Esula spoke remembering the hours of hard work she put into her hair that day.
" "Sweety! You're pretty today as always, ahahahah" "
"Oh they are one of those people...."
Rosaline says disgusted that people like that are in this world.
" Latte is shown rustling and curling in a ball.
"...You're back...again."
'I take back what I said about being born with good luck'
"I couldn't help it. I had to see your beautiful face blah blah yada yada haha"
'Judging by the situation, the shoulder gang likes the pretty owner. So they seem to come here quite often, which is extremely one-sided.'
"I thought I told you that this is uncomfortable."
'Why did it have to be this place?'
"Come to me and you'll never be uncomfortable. I know a great cobbler. Actually hahahaha!"
"I have a customer. Please leave."
"A customer?"
Oh... "
"God dammit tart store owner."
Cano spoke mad that she was blowing Latte's cover.
" They point at Latte hiding behind a wall.
"Huh?"
"THAT'S THE CRAZY HEART ATTACK GIRL!"
Latte is shown with arrows piercing her heart. Two reading " It's her that messy hair of hers!" and "You don't see that kind of hair everyday." 'It's all because of this hair..'
"RIGHT! IT'S YOU! THAT RIDICULOUS HAIR!"
'What's ridiculous? Your sense of humor is ridiculous.' They are shown saying broom and fur as she is not looking at them. 'Well I'm sure they're surprised I mean my acting was perfect. Don't worry pretty lady I'll be gone with the wind soon.' "
"She did not just make a bad pun..."
Rosaline said..
"Oh yes she just did..."
Arwin said in pain.
" "HOW CAN A DEAD BODY MOVE? JUDGING BY THE PLATES. SHE EVEN HAD SOME TARTS. SO SHE WASN'T DEAD?"
"DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? CAN'T YOU TELL BY LOOKING AT HER?"
"THAT GIRL TOTALLY FOOLED US, YOU IDIOT!"
"(*&#$!^"
"Gee look at them curse, what a bunch of hooligans."
'If I'm right this should be fixed to the park near my home.'
"I'M LEAVING NOW. GOOD BYE!"
She is shown ripping a scroll with people staring confused.
"To be continued.."
"That was..."
"Chaotic..."
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Thank you all so much for reading! 928 words...Whew. Thank you so much for reading. This is my fifth chapter I posted today, probably won't post more today! I don't have much to say so,
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Rwy'n caru chi i gyd!! <3
- Hummingbird