the SECOND FREAKING DATE!

LORD JESUS CHRIST GUYS! PROPOSE OR SOMETHING! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! STOP GOING ON FLIPPING DATES! GO BILLS WAY AND FLIPPING MAKEOUT WITH HIM BEHIND A TREE! LORD! sorry ha, a little mad.. thats all. ahaha. now back to the program. bill WHERE IS BILL?! BILL ITS YOUR CUE! STOP MAKING OUT WITH DIPPER! THATS NOT UNTIL LATERRRRRR! ugh. 


bills pov:


umm bill psssst your on! oh whoops! heh so ummm... READ YOUR FLIPPING SCRIPT! ummm THIS SCRIPT MAKES NO FLIPPING SENSE! DUH! CAUSE I'M THE FREAKING AUTHOR SO OF COURSE IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! 


*we are experiencing technical difficulties so lets go on to dippers pov*


dippers pov:


TO-day IS THE DAY!  I will CONFESS MY LOVE! I have a list! YEAH! LISTS! so first we get ready. CHECK! mabel fond me a pair of khakis , black shoes, and a casual sweater. of course. a sweater. but it was GREAT! i have no idea where we are going for our date? the movies? i did get something from him that said casual and well-dressed. well here goes...


bills pov:


OK CRAZY LADY I READ MY FLIPPING  SCRIPT! jeez kid. so. oh yeah. ahem... I WAS TAKING DIPPER TO THE MOVIES! YAY! lets see, wait, I'M PROPOSING ON THE SECOND DATE?! ok that makes sense. so lets see ring, check! mints, check! gotta have fresh breath to make out with a pine tree. and check! so lets get the show on the rode? KATY YOUR SCRIPT MAKES NO SENSE!!!! LORD!


dippers pov: 


when bill picked me up from the mystery shack i was a mess. i was sweating and it was all awkward. mabel decided to "help" by shouting "awwwwwww! dip-dip is all grown up! on his FIRST ACTUAL DATE! let me get pictures!"  "really mabel." i said. "BUT DIPPER! ITS YOUR FIRST DATE! I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE IT TO THIS DAY!" "hey!" "whoops." she said. "bye guys have fuuun and keep it PG please hehe." "EWWWW gross mabel!" i shouted. "actually mabel," bill spoke, "i was thinking something a bit above PG like maybe PG-13 hmmm ;)" "awwwww COME ON LETS GO!" "ok BYE!" "BYE!" me and bill shouted. lets get the show on the- rode?! YOUR SCRIPT MAKES NO SENSE KATY! FLIPPING DEAL WITH IT!


ok guys! I AM HOLDING A CONTEST! YAYAYAYAYAYAAAAY! OK GUYS SO YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHO WILL GET PREGNANT! BILL OR DIPPER! yeah, someones getting pregnant  - /////- I WILL FIGHT YOU! comment your guess below!!! the contest ends JULY 1st!!!! the people who guessed it right, i will hold a drawing and the winner gets a X READER written by ME! describe your x reader to me and i WILL GET TO THE WRITING! BYE GUYS!!!





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