now where were we oh yeah the CLIFFHANGER you hate me for hahahahahaha my PROUDEST achieviment today. now back to the story (i love this song)

bills pov:

now where was i before i was interrupted, oh yeah! then he took of my shirt and started sucking my- hahahahahahah you should've SEEN YOUR FACE! hahahahahahahahaha! ok so the day was great, we talked and talked, mabel found out my real name is NOT bill fallen but as you know, bill cipher, yeah, was surprised she didn't run around screaming to pine tree, "HEY DIPPER! REMEMBER BILL FALLEN!? YEAH HE WAS ACTUALLY THAT GUY WHO TRIED TO KILL US! YEAH BILL CIPHER! YOU HAD DINNER WITH HIM!" but yeah that didn't happen. she kept the secret in exchange for a humongous box of sprinkles and glitter. ok then. yeah. awesome.

dippers diary

dear diary,

i sound weird saying that but, yeah. BUT I HAVE NEWS!!! so after the apology dinner thing mabel told me that the guy he was really BILL CIPHER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I FREAKING HAVE A FREAKING CRUSH ON HIMMMMMMMM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i'm freaking out?! how! i'm in love with a FREAKING DORITO! HELP MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME! HELP- HELP- my mind help help coming HE'S COMING- hi dippers diary! you love me dipper don't you, well, it just so happens, your my favorite type of tree soon it will be just me and you pine tree

love, bill cipher

OMG WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! I HAVE TO GO! BYE YOU PEAPOLES!