some more stuff for YOU ME LOVELY!

AGH I LOVE YOU!!! ;~; i'm listening to melanie martinez so.. yeah.. umm sorry i wasn't on here for a few months.. and i was busy watching hetalia (happy to say i finished the first season this morning and am now on the second) and well.. lets flash forward a few months later (cause i'm that lazy ;-; leave me ALONE!!


dippers pov:


ahhhhhh.. reading without the constant screaming of bill not understanding the human form. but.. its been a few hours and i haven't seen or heard him screaming about anything.. and he seemed different too. he's been eating more and got a bit large... then it came to me "BILL!! WHERE ARE YOU?!" "i'm over here.." "where getting you a pregnancy test." "A WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" "you better not be pregnant."


bills pov:


what does pregnant even MEAN?! "hey pine tree.. whats a pregnant?" "its where you have a human baby growing in your stomach." WHAT! i have a possibility of holding a human LIFE FORM! "but weirdly.." pine tree started "only women get pregnant.. not guys!" we arrived at the doctors and pine tree talked to the doctor about my symptoms... it was weird and the doctor stared at me and stared at me. he looked at pine tree all weird and said "ok.." we go inside and the doctor asks me some questions and i told him I HAVE been feeling really weird and he tested me..


pin- i mean dippers pov:


oooh that DORITO! how'd he even GET THOSE SYMPTOMS! "if he's pregnant.." i mutter under my breath. "dipper pines?" "thats me!" i said "we have some.. uh... news" the doctor started "I HAVE A PREGNANT!" bill shouted. "its i'm pregnant not i have a pregnant. and also.. HOW ARE YOUUUUU PREGNANT?!?!?!?!?!" i shout. "aww calm down pine tree, and BYE doctors!" he said as he went out the door. i don't even know about that man. i really don't know.




HEY GUYS!! sorry for the long time until the update and now what my dad did to the computer is now all i can do is check my emails.. and yep.. so if my updating is super slow I APOLOGIZE! and i'm doing this while working in the library DO NOT WORRY! i have permission! so BYE ME LOVELIES! 

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