“Lady Gaga? Isn’t she one of the Egyptian Gods?” the Pharaoh asks, I have a feeling that the spirit of the puzzle’s memories are now in his head too, since there is no other way that the Pharaoh would have heard of Lady Gaga.

“No Pharaoh.” Seto replies.

“Well she should be.” The Pharaoh notes.

“Pharaoh, Pharaoh, your foolishness causes me to sing. I shall have both your throne and your Millennium Ring.” Bakura begins. I try not to giggle, they’re singing Telephone, I wonder who will be Beyonce.

“Listen Limey I don’t think you understand a thing, since everybody knows that it is good to be the king. I’m handsome. Good to be the king. I’m handsome. Good to be the king. I’m handsome. Everybody knows that it is good to be the king. Just because you have a sexy scar across your face, you think that you’ve got the right to command the Egyptian race. To stand against the Pharaoh is a fight you’re bound to lose. To defeat you I don’t need pants or even leather shoes.” The Pharaoh sings. I swear no gum would be safe. Marik was not too far off in Battle City when he said that it was the leather pants that gave the Pharaoh his power. Instead it appears to be his shoes.

“Stop moaning, stop groaning, I stopped caring hours ago, only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh. Sop moaning, stop groaning, I don’t even want to know, who in the Hell picks a fight with the Pharaoh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, I’m taking you to schoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool. It’s time to du-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uel. And now it’s time to duel. Hop ‘til you bop, come and throw me a bone because you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne. Collect all your cards in your trap card zone but you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne. Hop ‘til you bop, come and throw me a bone because you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne. . Collect all your cards in your trap card zone but you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne.” How are they so serious about singing Lady Gaga?

“When you were slaughtering my town, even if it was your father, make my rage grow faster, made me a right bastard. You might be the Pharaoh but now I’m a dungeon master, bringing a disaster. Listen to my laughter.” I snigger under my breath, Bakura was Beyonce! I have to tell Marik about this.

“Sometimes I wonder if you know who you are fooling, so I’ll summon my Egyptian Gods, ‘cause we’ll be duelling. Slifer! We’ll be duelling. Ra! So summon all your monster cards ‘cause we’ll be duelling. So summon all your monster cards ‘cause we’ll be duelling.” I frown; this is no longer as amusing.

“Stop moaning, stop groaning, I stopped caring hours ago, only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh. Sop moaning, stop groaning, I don’t even want to know, who in the Hell picks a fight with the Pharaoh. Stop moaning, stop groaning, I stopped caring hours ago, only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh. Sop moaning, stop groaning, I don’t even want to know, who in the Hell picks a fight with the Pharaoh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, I’m taking you to schoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ool. It’s time to du-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uel. And now it’s time to duel. Hop ‘til you bop, come and throw me a bone because you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne. Collect all your cards in your trap card zone but you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne. Hop ‘til you bop, come and throw me a bone because you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne. . Collect all your cards in your trap card zone but you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne. My Pharaoh’s throne, my, my Pharaoh’s throne. Collect all your cards in your trap card zone but you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne. My Pharaoh’s throne, my, my Pharaoh’s throne. Collect all your cards in your trap card zone but you’re not going to take my Pharaoh’s throne.”

“Enough, you may have won this musical battle but you are yet to win this war!” Bakura smirks.

“Yeah, okay let’s do a head count here. I have Slifer, Obelisk and Ra the Egyptain Gods, Priest Seto who can extract monsters from peoples souls, a girl who can predict the future, one of the most powerful sorcerers of all time’s less powerful apprentice, an old man who possesses the power of one of the most unstoppable monsters. And Shadah. Yeah, not sure what Shadah actually does but there you go, there’s the head count.”

“I have an army.” I frown; Bakura’s ‘army’ consists on hundreds upon hundreds of Shadow Ghouls.

“We have an Exodia.” The Pharaoh states.

“Exodia smash!” I hear the faint yell from outside the semi collapsed building.

“No Pharaoh, since now I am about to win this battle once and for all, Zorc has enough strength to resurrect himself. But first, I have one more task to finish. Diabound!” he yells. I shudder; Diabound is to be the strongest spirit monster that Bakura possesses.

“Intercept Dark Magician!” the Pharaoh commands. I blink. That’s Mahad.

“If I’ve destroyed him once, I can do it again.” Bakura laughs darkly. “Diabound, destroy Mahad.” I try to summon a spirit monster to block the attack but cannot muster up enough strength.

“No!” Isis shrieks. I wince as blinding light clouds the space of the dark hallway. “Mahad.” She whimpers.

“Isis you fool.” I hear Karim chuckle, now stood before her, trying to help her upright, protecting them is the Curse of Dragon, which at any moment could transform into the Duos Dragon.

“This is just pathetic.” Bakura spits.”Diabound dispose of them.” I wince as Spiria takes the blow of the attack.

“Isis!” Karim shrieks.

“Again Diabound!” Bakura yells.

“Don’t get distracted Karim.” Isis murmurs as Daibound destroys the Curse of Dragon.

“Last time Diabound.” Bakura smirks. Diabound strikes Karim directly. The pair now lie motionless on the ground.

Another burst of white light stretches across the room.

“Father.” The Pharaoh gasps.

“Pharaoh Aknamkanon.” Mahad murmurs.

“No way!” Mana exclaims.

“Oh another weakling.” Bakura laughs menacingly, attention drawn to Mahad’s student. Mana glares at him, surrounding herself with a small cloud of blue and pink light. Before her now stands the Dark Magician Girl! In response to her Ka, Bakura blinks. The Dark Magician smiles at his student.

“Diabound, destroy her,” Bakura yells, pointing at the petite magician’s spirit monster.

“No.” Mahad refuses, in a burst of rage and adrenaline, the monster not only intercepts the blow but destroys the beast. Bakura falls due to his physical weakness, knocking several items out of place on the Millennium Stone.

“Akefia!” I hear a dark voice yell sinisterly, the sound of this intimidating roar causes Bakura to cower in the shaking hallway. “You are no longer of use to me.” I gasp.