Fracture 😩

Next Day
Kartik woke up first and get ready and then went to kitchen.. he saw ishqi there
K - ishqi bhabhi mujhe aapse jara baat karni hai..
I - ha boliye devar ji
K - bhabhi aapne kal doodh me kaunsi baba ji ki booti daali thi
I - haiiin!? (she exclaimed confusingly)
K - pata nahi kal bahut ajeeb behave kar rahi thi
I - ohooo... kaisa behave kar rahi thi (she asked teasingly)
K - aise behave kar rahi thi jaise vo drunk thi
I - aise kaise ho sakta hai.. maine kuch nahi milaya tha doodh me
K - sonu ne kuch
I - vo to possible hi nahi hai... maine doodh garam karke directly khushi ko diya tha tumhe dene ke liye
K - accha hua maine nahi piya.. tum acche se yaad karo... tumne kaha rakha tha doodh
I - maine doodh garam kiya fi glass me daala fir vo thanda karne ke liye hamare room me leke gayi vaha avm daaru pi rahe the and then (she started connecting the dots) matlab avm ne
K - bhai
I - avm aisa kyu karenge
K - unse hi puchte hai na
I - ha chalo.. vaise bhi kumbhkaran ki tarh abhi tak so rahe hai (they left to their room) dekha abhi tak kaise so rahe hai... ahaan uthiye (she said while shaking him)
A - sone do na ishqi
I - ahaan office nahi jaana kya
A - rehne do office ko.. aao tum bhi so jaav (he pulled her from waist)
I - ahaan kya kar rahe hai (ishqi was feeling awkward where kartik was trying his best to not to laugh) avm kartik hai yaha
A - what ! (he immediately got up)
Kartik And Ishqi Stood In Front Of Him.. Folding Their Hands To Their Chest
A - tum dono aise kyu khade ho.. aur subah subah tu yaha kya kar raha hai
K - utar gayi bhai ya aur peeni hai
A - kya bol raha hai tu
I - kal aapne doodh me kya mix kiya
A - (he looked at her shockingly)
K - bhai aisa look mat do.. bolo kuch
A - vo kal main beer pi raha tha.. and when i was pouring the beer in the glass galati se thodi si beer glass me gir gayi
K - bhai apke vajah se kal kya kya hua apko andaza bhi nahi hai
Ishqaan - kya kya hua (in a naughty way)
K - oh hello vaisa kuch nahi hua jaisa tum log soch rahe ho..
I - vaise khushi uthi ya nahi
K - dekhke aata hu
I - suno jaate jate uske liye nimbu pani leke jaav... hangover utar jayega
K - ok (he made a glass of lemonade for her and went to their room and saw khushi still sleeping) ye ladki ab tak so rahi hai... khushi.. khushi utho
Kh - (she woke up by his sound and held her head) ugghhhh.. mera sarr dard kyu kar raha hai.. aisa lag raha hai abhi dard ke maare phat jayega
K - kisne kaha tha doodh peene
Kh - are you mad ? doodh peene se kabhi sarr dard hota hai
K - doodh nahi beer.. doodh me beer mix hui thi isliye sarr dard ho raha hai tumhe
Kh - kya ? maine beer pili... hey maata raani phirse ye paap nahi hoga but plz naraaz mat hoiye mujhse
K - don't worry maata raani naraaz nahi hongi... vaise tum na mujhse thoda durr raha karo.. tumhare saath me safe nahi hu..
Kh - aisa kya kiya maine ?
K - kya nahi kiya pucho... dance kya kar rahi thi.. mujhe baar baar apni tarf kya kheech rahi thi.. ye sab to chodo you even tried to kiss me
Kh - what the hell.. t...t..tu..tum k..ku..kuch bhi kya keh rahe ho (she was stammering)
K - kuch bhi nahi sach hai pura.. yaha cupboard pe mujhe pin karke mujhe kiss karne wali thi tum.. accha hua behosh ho gayi
Kh - dekho mujhe khud yaad nahi hai maine kya kiya.. but jo bhi kiya usme meri galati nahi hai.. i was not in my senses so it's okay... it's fine
K – vo bhi hai
Kh – hato tum.. mujhe fresh hona hai
K – pehle ye nimbu pani pilo badme fresh hona… sarr dard kam hoga
Kh – thank you
K – omg.. the khushi singhania mujhe sorry bol rahi hai
Kh – correction.. khushi malhotra…. By the way maine job ke apply kiya hai so 2 din baad interview ke liye chali jaungi
K – nice
Kh – I just hope ki mujhe job mil jaaye
K – mil jayega… don’t worry
Kh – lets hope for the best
K – hmm
Then Khushi Got Ready And Was Going Downstairs But Her Leg Twisted And She Fell From Stairs…
Kh – aahhhhhh kartikkk… ishqiiii… bhaiyaaa koi aajaav yaha pe
Hearing Her Voice Everyone Came There
K – khushi are you okay ? tumhe lagi to nahi
Kh – agar lagi nahi hoti to tumhe thodi na bulati idiot… bahut dard ho raha hai mumma… aur haath to bahut dukh raha hai
Ri – kartik isse room me leke jaa… ahaan tu doctor ko bula
A – ha chachi
K – (he immediately pick her in his arms and went to their… ishqi followed them… he gently kept her on bed) thodi der ruko… doctor bas aa rahe honge
Kh – kab aa rahe hai ye doctor
I – khushi just wait for some minutes… doctor aa jayenge
K – tum aise kaise gir gayi
Kh – mera leg twist ho gaya aur main gir gayi
K – dekhke chala karo… dhyan kaha rehta hai tumhara
Kh – ishqi isse kaho na mujhe na daante ab isme meri galati hai kya
K – khushi maine aisa thodi na kaha
I – tum dono jhagdana band karo
Just Then Doctor Came With Ahaan
A – doctor plz check her
Doctor – apka haath dukh raha hai
Kh – bahut
Doctor – Mr. Malhotra… hume x-ray nikalna hoga… may be unka haath fracture ho gaya hai
Kh – kya
Doctor – Mrs. Malhotra no need to worry but I am damn sure ki inka haath fracture hua hai… so aap x-ray nikalne aa jaiye hospital
K – abhi chalte hai fir
Doctor – okay
Then They Went To Hospital And Got To Know That Khushi’s Hand Was Fractured… Soon They Returned Home
K – ab jab tak tum theek nahi hoti tab tak tum kamre se bahar nahi niklogi… samjhi ?
Kh – kartik main bore ho jaungi
K – main hoon na… main tumhe jokes sunaunga
Kh – par mujhe ek hi jagah rehna pasand nahi hai
K – khushi tumhare nakhre nahi chalenge
Just Then Ishqi Came There
I – kartik aaj na ahaan ke ek friend ki shaadi hai aur usne humare poore family ko invite kiya hai
K – bhabhi main aur khushi nahi aa payenge
Kh – lekin kyu
K – haalat dekhi hai khudki
Kh – kartik main choti bacchi nahi hu… I can handle myself
K – dekha maine kitne aachi tarh se khudko handle karti ho tum
Kh – plz na kartik.. plz.. plzzzzz
K – fine
I – tum dono ready ho jaav… main aai hu (she left)
After Sometime
Khushi Was At Dressing Table And Kartik Was Finding A Suitable Coat
Kh – what the heck yarr… mera haath fracture ho gaya aur sabko abhi shaadi karni hai… (he chuckled at her statement) ab ye eyeliner kaise lagau (she was trying to apply eyeliner but she was unable to do so)
K – ye sahi rahega (he took out the coat he wanted and then looked at khushi who was busy in applying eyeliner) kya kar rahi ho khushi
Kh – iss haath ki vajah se main make up nahi kar pa rahi hu… dekho na ye eyeliner mujhse lag nahi raha hai
K – to bhabhi ko bulaao
Kh – usse khudka make up bhi karna hoga.. main kaise baar baar disturb karu
K – mujhe laav main tumhara make up karta hu
Kh – nahii.. kya pata bandariya banake rakh doge mujhe
K – arey nahi baba… (he took the eyeliner from her hand and started applying it to her) ho gaya.. kholo aankhe
Kh – (she opened her eyes and saw herself in mirror) ha yarr… kya perfect lagaya hai tumne… ab baaki ka make up bhi kar do
K – mujhe khud bhi ready hona hai
Kh – tum ladko ko kya tayar hona hota hai.. sirf coat pehle.. baal set karo.. perfume maaro aur chalo
K – excuse me madam… hum iss jamane ke boys hai… hume bhi ladkiyo jitna time lagta hai… agar tum bhai aur ishqi ke room me gayi na to tumhe dressing table pe ishqi se jyada bhai ka samaan nazar aayega…
Kh – sacchii
K – arey ha.. tum ishqi ko bhi puch sakti ho… by the way bataav kaunse colour ki lipstick lagani hai… kitne shades hote hai ek colour ke… mujhe to unme fark nazar nahi aata
Kh – thik hai batati hu (then he continued doing her make up and soon they were done)
Precap – Malhotras And Singhanias Face Off

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