A thief goes to a house to steal, where he takes a selfie and posts it on facebook with a status, ❝ Just entered to steal. ❞

The landlord of the house likes the post and comments, ❝ Don't think that we fell asleep. We all are wide awake. We have already informed the cops. They are on their way. ❞

The cop likes the landlord's comment and replies, ❝ The car broke down. We are gonna come walking. ❞

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