Person 1: I have a perfect son.
Person 2: Does he smoke?
Person 1: No, he doesn't.
Person 2: Does he drink?
Person 1: No, he doesn't.
Person 2: Does he come home late?
Person 1: No, he doesn't.
Person 2: I guess you really do have a perfect son. How old is he?
Person 1: He will be six months old next Thursday.
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What do you think? Does that make him a perfect son? 😉