A famous inspirational speaker said:
❝ Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. ❞

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added: ❝ she was my mother. ❞

There was a big round of applause and laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
❝ Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. ❞
Then he stopped for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker.

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don't copy if you can't paste!

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