Ash has updated his status- I think I need a paralyz heal. Cause you're absolutely stunning ~With Misty

Comments:

Gary: Weak

Ash: You could do better?

Misty: Why is this happening

Gary: Ok Misty listen to this- There are tons of fish in the sea, but you are my golden magikarp

Misty: You're both idiots

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Drew has updated his status- I must need an awakening. Cause I found the girl of my dreams ~With May

Comments:

May: Aww

Gary: DAMN I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT ONE

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Gold has updated his status- You must be an HM. Cause you're un forgettable ~With Lyra

Comments:

Silver: No get away from her

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Ash has updated his status- Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon I'd choose you ~With Misty

Comments:

Misty: Oh barf

Ash: ILL WIN YOU OVER EVENTUALLY MISTY

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Dawn has updated her status- I'm getting sick of seeing these pick up lines in my feed

Comments:

May: You're just jealous that you don't have a man to come up with corny pickup lines

Misty: She's very lucky

Ash: Come on Misty!! I'm trying!!

Serena: *ScREamS*

Ash: What??

Bonnie: *sigh*

Serena: NOTHING. UGH BOYS.

~Serena has logged off

Ash: Kalos Queen? More like Drama Queen!!!

Dawn: Oh my god, Ash

Arceus: Don't blame me for his idiotic behavior

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N has updated his status- Hey Zoroark, high five!

Comments:

Zoroark: *high fives*

Wooper: Oh...well then

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Ash has updated his status- What you dont understand is I would catch a Gallade for ya!!! ~With Misty

Comments:

Misty: Ash....

Ash: Yeeessss????

Misty: Plz stop

Ash: Oh I see

Ash: My pickup lines are too amazing for you to handle. It's okay. I'll find another way to win you over.

Misty: I'm good

Ash: No you know you love me

Serena: .......

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Serena has updated her status- I fu-reaking hate Misty

Comments:

Misty: K like I care.

Dawn: Damn

May: Misty don't give no f**ks

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Max has updated his status- If a professor falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

~Gary, Drew and 5 other have liked this status

Comments:

Dr. Oak: I find that highly offensive.

Dr. Oak: But yes....we do

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(A/N. .....I don't know what this chapter is really about. It's weird. The next chapter will be better I promise. Maybe.

K Thx bai)