Misty has updated her status- Ash I am so done with you!

Comments:

Serena: Oh no

Serena: What seems to be the issue

Misty: Serena you can have him I don't want him anymore

Ash: Misttyyyyy I'm sorryyyyyy

Misty: Go to your new girlfriend

Ash: Mistyyyyyy

Misty: Gary do you hear something

Ash: *gasp* BETRAYAL

Gary: I don't hear anything because this is Facebook and I'm sitting in my room reading comments

Serena: Well he's no fun...

Gary: Ay this means Misty's single?

Ash: NOOOO HISSSSS

May: What did he even do...?

Misty: Don't even go there

Ash: Misty I love you don't do this to meeeeee

Misty: All I hear is lies

Ash: Paul kill me please

Paul: Okay

Dawn: No. No

Trip: Guess it's up to me then

Iris: Not unless you want a Dragonite to thunder punch you into oblivion

Trip: ...Worth it

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Ash has tagged Trip in his status- Hey why am I still alive

Comments:

Trip: Tickets to Alola don't grow on trees, man

Ash: But nobody in Alola wants me dead yet

Lillie: Wait till you meet my brother...

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Johanna has tagged Dawn and Paul in her status- SINNERS

Comments:

Iris: Wow Dawn I thought you were better than us

Paul: There was zero sin going on

Dawn: If anything mom, you're the sinner

Johanna: ...What

Dawn: I mean, I'm here so...

Johanna: ...

Johanna: You win this round

Barry: No one is gonna say anything about Iris' comment tho? Ok then

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- Are you secretly a cat Pokémon?

Comments:

Hugh: What

Nate: I was thinkin' Quilfish evolution

Hugh: Wait

Rosa: That works too, but he's got little fangs

Hugh: Why

Nate: Ohhh that's true. His hair is all sharp though

Hugh: Why are you my friends

Rosa: I thought it was just really fluffy

Hugh: I hate you both

Nate: Mega Quilfish

Hugh: Stop

Rosa: Never

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Sawsbuck has tagged Deerling in her status- Hello deer I am home

Comments:

Deerling: Stop

N: I thought it was funny...

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Delia has tagged Ash in her status- Bye honey I'm going to the store

Comments:

Ash: K bye mom

~Delia has logged off~

Ash: Time to sin

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Prof. Kukui has updated his status- What if told you that Leech Life is stronger than Giga Drain?

Comments:

Sun: I'd call bs

Lillie: Leech Life: Power: 80 Giga Drain: Power: 75

Moon: WHAT

Sun: SORCERY

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N has updated his status- Hey Hilda! Wanna hang out today?

Comments:

Hilda: I can't I'm busy- gotta go fight some some ten year olds who think they're better than me

N: What am I supposed to do while you're gone?

Hilda: What do you normally do when I'm gone?

N: *sniffles* Wait for you to get back

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Daisy has updated her status- All I'm saying is, Violet, Lily, and I like, work really hard and nothing here is cheap!

Comments:

Misty: Except you

Daisy: Believe me, I'm not cheap

Misty: Fine. Free. Whatever

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Golds has tagged Silver in his status- Hey are your parents home

Comments:

Silver: F**k off

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Gold has tagged N in his status- What about you? Are your parents home?

Comments:

N: What are parents

Ghetsis: You ungrateful little-

(A/N. Ha I totally got you guys. My April Fools prank was not uploading a real chapter yesterday, but uploading it today haha I got you so good (sarcasm)

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K thx bai)