Ash has tagged 2017 in his status- That was an even bigger disaster

Comments:

2017: Well you're not wrong

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Lyra has tagged Silver and Gladion in her status- How's it going?

Comments:

Silver: Pretty good I think

Gladion: She went outside today

Lyra: Oh that's good!

Silver: But...

Moon: Here we go

Gladion: She just laid face down in the grass and cried

Hilda: HE LOVED GRASS!!! </3

Gladion and Silver: *Sigh*

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Gladion has tagged Rosa in his status- Find N, find him now

Comments:

Rosa: But I've looked everywhere!

Silver: Look everywhere again

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Gold has updated his status- New year new memes

Comments:

Silver: They'd better be legal

Gold: If they're not will you have to come back to Johto and spend time with me???

Silver: Oh so you're that desperate

Gold: LOVE MEEEEE

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Dawn has updated her status- I've never been this hungry in my life

Comments:

Paul: You ate two hours ago

Dawn: Okay, and?

Paul: ...

Paul: What do you want to eat?

May: Goals

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Sylveon has updated her status- I'm having a New Years party, and NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED IT'S JUST ME AND MY BED

Sleeping

Comments:

Nobody: Goals

Arceus: You're a f**king hoe Sylveon my otp is still crushed

Meowth: Sjyt up aviyt Hokfa amd M

Arceus: I WILL NOT

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Rosa has updated her status- Found N

Comments:

Gladion: Where was he?

Rosa: Riding the ferris wheel in Nimbasa

Arceus: OW

Arceus: MY HEART

Sylveon: What heart? You've used the suffering of others to amuse yourself

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Well...

Arceus: My otp...

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Keith has tagged Rhythmi in his status- Look, it's not the outside that matters, it's the inside

Comments:

Rhythmi: Give me an example

Keith: Refrigerator

Kate: Makes sense

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Silver has tagged Rosa in his status- HURRY PUSH THEM IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND LOCK THE DOOR

Comments:

Rosa: From the outside???

Silver: ...

Silver: Yes

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Ash has updated his status- Do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts???

Comments:

Gary: This is why no one is kissing you on New Years

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Ash has tagged Dawn in his status- I can't believe you invited Paul to your party

Comments:

Dawn: Um...

Dawn: He's my boyfriend...

Ash: So?

Dawn: Oh Ash

Paul: The real question is why did you invite Kenny and Barry?

Dawn: Because, Paul

Barry: WHERE'S PAUL

Paul: Well I'm gonna go hide, Ash I have a special mission for you

Ash: Ooo what is it?

Paul: Keep Kenny away from Dawn or I'll kill you

Ash: ...

Paul: Have fun

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Iris has tagged Serena in her status- You gonna kiss Clemont tonight?

Comments:

Serena: Yeah

Iris: Great

Serena: I won't text him back tho

Iris: Even better

Iris: But I still think you should block him

Serena: No

Iris: Fine

Serena: Did you block Trip???

Iris: Ya

Serena: Oh

Trip: Many times

Iris: LOVE YOU

Cilan: *Glares*

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- I'M SORRY I PROMISE I'LL WATCH MORE DISNEY WITH YOU

Comments:

N: I PROMISE I'LL EAT LESS GRASS

Hilda: I LOVE YOU <3

N: I LOVE YOU TOO <3

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~Hilda and N are now in a relationship~

Comments:

Silver: See? They worked it out

Gladion: Yep

Hilda: Thanks for everything you guys...You're good friends

Silver: I know

Gladion: HA

Silver: Shut up

Gladion: So uh...

Gladion: Can I rejoin the squad???

Hilda: Sure

Silver: Welcome back Flower Boy

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Sylveon has updated her status- Starting 2018 out right

Comments:

Arceus: THANK YOU

Arceus: I still think you're a hoe tho

Sylveon: Thanks

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Drew has updated his status- If your girlfriend isn't the most annoying person you've ever met, is she even your girlfriend?
~Paul has liked this status

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May has updated her status- If your boyfriend doesn't buy you food, is he even your boyfriend?
~Dawn has liked this status

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Dawn has updated her status- I don't understand when people need to "get ready" for bed like ??? I'm always ready for bed

Comments:

Paul: You're always sleeping

Dawn: I only wake up to eat

Paul: I know

(A/N. Aww FerrisWheel AND the squad worked things out

Aaaanyways

Happy 2018!

Well

It's 2018 where I am

Oh can I tell you something?

Well I'm gonna so

I had a dream last night that the unedited version of this chapter got uploaded and it was a train wreck omfg

Also

...

Was there an also

...

Well I'm going to see John Mulaney late January

Going to Florida over spring break

Going to Hawaii next year

Ew why am I going places I should not be doing that

And I go back to school on the third

Because

My school district hates us

Sorry for rambling on

K thx bai!)