Golden Ticket Winner Number Three: Tina Belcher

Carl Fredrickson: Alright, let's see who found it!


(The Newsman enters with Linda and Tina Belcher , a compulsive gum-chewer. Tina Belcher holds the ticket, and Linda Belcher holds an armful of trophies.)


NEWSMAN: We're live in Warf, Ocean Avenue with the third ticket-finder, Miss Tina Belcher! Linda Belcher, why are you carrying all those trophies?


Linda Belcher: I'm just so proud! So proud! So damn proud! These are just a few of the two hundred and sixty-three trophies my Tina has won.


Tina Belcher: I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when I heard about these ticket things, I laid off the gum, switched to candy bars.


Linda Belcher: She's just a driven young woman. I don't know where she gets it- smile for the camera, honey. You're representing Mommy now.


Tina Belcher: I'm the junior world champion gum chewer. This piece of gum I'm working on right now, I've been chewing on for three months solid. That's a record.


Linda Belcher: Of course, I did have my share of trophies. Mostly baton. My Tina doesn't do baton. Not that I'd love her more if she did, but I'm just saying, if-


Tina Belcher: So this one kid's gonna get a special prize? Better than all the rest? I don't care who the other four are. That kid- it's gonna be me.


Linda Belcher: Tell them why, Tina.


Tina: Because I'm a winner.


Ellie: What a beastly girl!


Willow Tweed: Football?


Merlin: You don't know what we're talking about.


Willow Tweed: Dragonflies?

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