(Dhaphne flips on the television, and Chris Griffin appears, face stained with chocolate, while crowds of paparazzi snap his picture. The Newsman appears, to interview him.)

Chris Griffin: I am eating a Once Ler bar, when suddenly, I am tasting something that is not chocolate! Coconut? Nougat? Walnut? Peanut butter? Cocoa butter? Caramel? Sprinkles? Nein! So I look, and I find the Golden Ticket!

NEWSMAN: Chris! How did you celebrate?

Chris Griffin: More candy!

(Chris pulls two more candy bars from his pocket, and starts to devour them, without unwrapping them.)

Louis Griffin: We knew Chris would find the Golden Ticket. He eats so many candy bars a day that it was not possible for him not to find one!

(Dhaphne turns off the TV, and Chris Griffin disappears.)

Merlin: Told you he'd be a porker.

Ellie: What a repulsive boy!

Eliza: Only four Golden Tickets left.

Carl Fredrickson: Now that they've found one, things will really get crazy.