"Okay everyone, the lunar eclipse is at 11:08 tonight. In the meantime why don't you set up your sleeping bags?" The teacher who Zamora couldn't remember the name of said. Currently Zamora was helping the teacher chaperone the other kids, because "she's a model student". Yeah no, the principle bribed and payed her to help, she wouldn't be there otherwise.
Unfortunately she wasn't able to have her partner in crime they with her so she was super salty. It was written all over her face. She just sat on her sleeping bag by the bleachers and scrolled through social media on her phone, and texted Ethan while he was home babysitting his little brother.
On the plus side she was very much enjoying watching the shame wizard bully the other kids. He's tried to bother her to but she firmly told him " move along, the only one who can shame me is me so fuck off you tall rankled ball sack looking bitch" to which he floated off with tears in his eyes.
Zamora was just about to put her headphones in and watch Netflix when the word "slut" passed her ears. She took a long breath while dragging her hand over her face in annoyance.
Apparently Jessi told Devin that Nick felt Gina's boob, and Devin told Lola who then told everyone in there grade, and now everyone is talking about it. Honestly she felt pretty bad for Gina, and a little disappointed in Jessi.
She already hated Nick, this wouldn't have happened if he just kept his mouth shut in the first place. This is exactly why he can't have nice things.
On one hand Zamora wanted to just ignore everyone and continue watching Netflix, her job is to just make sure no one dies, but another part of her that caring wants to talk to Gina and tell her she did nothing wrong and kick the shit out of that tiny prick Nick.
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The teacher escorted everyone out to the field, with the help of Zamora.
"Alright everyone, if you could look up at the sky they are many constellations visible tonight."
Zamora sat on the ground next to Gina, "hey, I know you don't really know me, but I just wanted to tell you that it's not you're fault, you trusted him and he betrayed that. You're not a slut and you did nothing wrong."
Gina took in all of the words Zamora said before giving a small smile, "thanks, I needed to hear that."
Zamora gave a nod " of course anytime, your only mistake however was liking Nick in the first place, I mean what did you even see in him? He's build like an STD."
Gina laughed at Zamoras joke but it was cut short when Gina heard Devin call her a slut.
"What did you just say?" Gina stormed to her.
"I said you're... a... slut." Devin taunted making Gina lunge and tackle her to the ground.
Zamora just sat there and watched, far to entertain to stop them, "oop, get her."
Some how during that, coach Steve accidentally knocked the fuck out of the teacher with a bat.
"Oh no, I meant to hit the kids!"
"Aiight ladies, as much as this is fun to watch, imma need y'all to break this shit up right now" Zamora said, easily pulling Gina off of Devin. Zamora may be short as fuck (at least she's taller than Nick 💅✨) but she mega strong.
"Okay, until the teacher wakes up I'm the main bitch in charge here, now everyone get back in the building" Zamora told them, and when no moved, some of them still talking about the fight, she loudly shouted, "right fucking now!" Making everyone hurry back into the building.
After struggling for ten minutes to lift the teacher off the ground Zamora lugged her back into the school gym, where everyone was standing around something laughing. Zamora grumbled and laid the teacher down in the bleachers, "what the fuck is wrong now?"
When she got closer she could see Missy on her sleeping bag....wiggling?
"Oh my god, Missy's like, jerking off. She's such a horny spaz, you guys." Lola 'kindly' said, making everyone laugh.
Zamora sighed, she was NOT prepared to deal with this kind of situation. She was fed up with everyone at that point. She didn't know what to do when Missy ran away somewhere crying, she thought it'll just be for the best to give Missy some space for now.
"You know what fuck this." Zamora just sat at the top of the bleachers, watching the shame wizard do his little song about shame, she no longer hand the patience nor energy to break up anymore fights.
She'd be lying if she said she didn't like the song, it is kind of catchy.
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When the shame wizard was done with his dumb song Zamora sent everyone to bed in there sleeping bags. She didn't trust no one would die if she went to sleep so she just stayed up. She wasn't even tired to begin with.
"Did, did I just see coach Steve rip out his pubes, throw them, and say LeBron James... I'm gonna go scratch out my eyes." Zamora left the gym and went into the teachers lounge. Not expecting to see another student there.
"Don't mind me, I'm just gonna hide here until I no longer want to kill myself from what I just saw."
Unfortunately Zamoras peace didn't last long because after a few minutes Nick, Missy, Jay, Andrew, Devin, Devon, and some twins came into the lounge to play a stupid game Nick made up called Smooch or share.
Zamora just sat on the couch and watched, she couldn't resist the urge to vape so she pulled out a strawberry flavored vape. In her head she just repeated "as long as no one dies, I don't care."
Loosing interest in what they were doing Zamora just watched Spongebob on her phone. She looks away for 5 seconds and Andrew and Nick were having an argument about Leah?
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Anyways, everyone was now back in the gym and talking about how much the shame wizard sucks ass, Zamora agreed with them for once. They all dissed the shame wizard and he left crying like a bitch talking about being ademdemed? Whatever the fuck that means, now everyone was acting like, in the words of Zamoras mother, have no home training. Zamora was tired of everyone and she wasn't being payed enough to stay so she just left and went to spend the night at Ethans house.
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A/N: another cringe short chapter, I'm gonna try to keep them coming. Imma be honest, I'm going more for quantity than quality right now before I burn out again. Don't be scared to comment and share your thoughts, and I don't mind criticism 🤷🏽♀️.