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"Lead the way you fat lipped fucker," I said crossing my arms. Nicolas rolled his eyes and walked down the block "Aunt Roxanne found you in a dumpster, I know she did," Nicolas mumbled.

"Did little dick boy say something? Honestly I'm surprised you even have friends, are you paying them or something, like I'm truly baffled anyone enjoys your company," I told him pulling out my phone to play subway surfers.

The majority of the trip, to the boot legged Baskin Robbins, consisted of us insulting each other. The only reason why we stopped is because I got a phone call from my mother, but don't worry, I of course got the last insult.

The smell of different flavored ice creams hit my nose as we walked in making me actually want some ice cream, I'm lactose intolerant but that ain't gonna stop me, I'll deal with the consequences of my action later. Nicolas walked over to a group of three other kids, and I walked over to the glass that covers the ice cream to see what I want.

Aware that Nicolas was most definitely shit talking me to his friends, it's fine I'll just whoop his ass for it later. I decided to get some cookie dough ice cream in a waffle cone, as that sounded hella good right now, and me being the ✨nice✨ person I am I turned around to Nicolas smiled, and flipped him off for no specific reason, I just felt like it.

After I got my cone I headed towards Nicolas group of friends, as I neared their table I overheard the kid with the little mustache whisper to Nicolas, "you said she looked as if the grinch and Sid the sloth had a baby," mustache kid said exposing Nicolas.

"Oh really Nicolas, you said that?" I asked, an evil smirk starting to form on my lips. Nicolas eyes went wide as he stuttered, "what no, Andrew says dum things all the time, you shouldn't listen to him hahaha," he said with a nervous laugh.

It brings me pure joy whenever I frighten Nicolas.

"You must be Zamora, I'm Jessie," a red haired girl introduced herself, "oh oh and I'm Jay" the kid with the uni-brow said climbing all over his seat.

"Yo" I simply said, giving them a nod of acknowledgment then took a seat next to the Andrew kid, I tried my best to resist but alas I am not strong enough, I scooted all the way back in the chair and sat crisscross applesauce I couldn't for the life of me sit normally.

I could here the voice of my mom now, "sit like a lady Zamora."

"Heh, and a good 'Yo' to you to madam" Andrew said awkwardly, forehead dripping with sweat as he pulled down his shirt.

Ignoring his odd greeting I zipped down my black hoodie some because I was starting to feel warm, "Anyways, so is this all y'all do for fun? Just come here and eat ice cream?" I asked licking my slightly melted ice cream.

"Oh no I do a shit ton of things if you know what I mean," Jay said in a bragging manner winking at me. His friends just groaned at his antics and carried on with their ice cream.

It took me a few seconds to process what Jay had said, "Are you trying to tell me you fuck inanimate objects or something I-, you just gave me a fucking headache kid," I said rubbing my temple.

Then I looked over to my right, "what the hell, are you staring at my goddamn crotch right now!?! You fucking pervert!" I shouted snapping at Andrew.

"Oh god, what hell is wrong with you guys," Jessie said, regretting her choice of friends.

"Okay Imma out, y'all some weird ass kids I swear," I said getting out of my seat.

"DAMMIT ADREW YOU'RE MAKING THE HOT OLDER GIRL LEAVE," Jay started yelling.

"I wasn't staring at her crotch!" Andrew yelled back defensively.

"You were totally staring at her crotch Andrew," Nicolas said scrunching up his face, grossed out by his best friend.

"I'm just gonna go home now," Jessie said hiding her face with her hand and getting out of her seat.

"Yo Jessie wanna ditch them and hang out with me?" I asked her already halfway out the door.

"Hell yeah," she answered running to catch up with me.

We exited the knockoff Baskin Robbins and walked in a random direction, hearing Jay go off on Andrew.

"Jessie, and I mean this in the best way possible, you need some new friends cause they ain't it," I told her finishing off my ice cream.

"That's what I've been trying to tell her," a familiar voice chimed in. I turned my head to look behind Jessie, "oh, hey Connie" I smiled and waved at her. "Wait you know Connie" Jessie asked shocked.

"Yeah of course I know Connie, she's one of my hormone montresses" I answered. "One of them?" Jessie asked confused.

"Yeah apparently I'm a special case so for some reason I have two for now, anyways what do you want to do?" I asked her not wanting to get into the whole hormone montress thing.

"Oh oh have a sleepover, INVITE HER TO THE SLEEPOVER!" Connie suggested shaking Jessie by her shoulders.

"Alright alright, um, I'm having a sleepover with some other girls from school, do you maybe wanna come over or..." Jessie said trailing off at the end.

"Uh, okay I'll come over, I gotta stop at Nicolas's house first though, I need to get some stuff," I said walking in the direction of aunt D's house, Jessie following next to me.

After getting some things from Leahs room, and telling aunt D and uncle Elliot where I was going, Jessie and I was on our way to her house, we chatted and made jokes along the way, she's pretty cool to hang out with.

"To be honest I'm only having this sleepover because the stupid boys are having one of there own," Jessie said rolling her eyes at the mention of the boys.

"I'm sure your sleepover would be ten times better then what their doing, you got snacks right?" I asked a very important question.

Jessie laughed, "yeah, we have snacks," she answered.

"See it's already amazing" I said.

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"Okay sweetie are you sure you don't want me to cancel," Jessie's mom asked her, "it's fine," Jessie answered straightening up her coffee table, while I fixed the pillows on the couch.

I got here way before all the other girls did, I've been here for like three hours now, so I'm just trying to be useful. "You go ahead and have fun with Cantor Dina, we'll be fine, dad will be the designated adult" Jessie continued.

"Hey what do think the deal is with sour patch kids, they probably all come from different fathers," Jessie's dad said bringing in bowls of sour patch kids.

I snorted at his joke and threw three of them in my mouth, "my dad was a lemon" he said picking up a yellow sour patch kid and making a funny voice, "my dad was a purple" Jessie said copying him.

"Actually your dad is a lemon," Shannon said cutting in. Oh shit, she really went there.

"Okay Shannon," Greg said.

"Okay Greg," Shannon said back with contempt.

To avoid the family drama and awkwardness, I went upstairs to change into some sleeping clothes, which was just a tank and some sweat pants. When the first girl arrived I went downstairs to introduce myself.

"Sup, I'm Zamora but you can just call me Z," I introduced while pulling out a seat at the kitchen island.

"Hi I'm Missy," she said ending her sentence with a snort and mumbling something to herself. Missy is a cute girl, she has overalls, braces, and she's wearing an adorable little head band.

"Alright imma go watch tv, lemme know when the other girls get here," I told Jessie going over to her couch, Jessie's dog that looks oddly like Nathan Fillion followed me and laid his head on my lap.

When the rest of the girls got here I was introduced to them, already not really liking the vibe of the Devin girl, but it's whatever. Now Lola is a whole other topic, I low key don't dislike her, she's crazy and I'm fucking here for it.

"Oh I love your kitchen, it's so- what's the word," Devin trailed off.

"Shitty," Lola finished for her, "do you have any cokes?"

I had to suppress my snort, it's not like I wanted Jessie to feel bad, it's just that what Lola said had caught me off guard.

"Uh yeah we have some cokes, Missy do you want an unsweetened cranberry juice?" Jessie asked her gently while sitting a case of cokes down on the island we were sitting at and offering Missy the cranberry juice.

"Nope I want to try a coke," Missy denied, excitedly looking at the cans of coke.

"Missy aren't you not suppose to have sugar or something?" I asked her unsure.

Like I'm all for her trying new things, but Whether or not she can candle it is what I'm worried about, "Oh my gosh what are you, her mom," Devin teased. This girl is really testing my gangster right now. You know what let me just calm down, because she obviously doesn't know me.

"Yeah are you gonna like divorce her dad and the marry some guy that lives in another state, and then sometimes your daughter, has to like, Uber to school because it's cheaper for you to fly back on a Tuesday, or like what?" Lola ranted sadly.

"Oh Lola, you poor kid," is the only thing I could say to that.

"Zamora I appreciate your concern, but I am a part of this group now and I'd like to try a coke" Missy said opening a coke up and taking a drink, her eyes going wide as soon as she tasted it.

"Let's do make overs you guys, where's your makeup?" Devin asked Jessie, "I don't have makeup but I do have sunscreen," Jessie admitted awkwardly.

"Okay sweetie where's your moms makeup?" Devin then asked. Meanwhile I was pretty amused watching Missy chug her first coke, while drinking one of my own.

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I didn't really feel like wearing makeup, nor did I feel like putting it on anyone else so I just watched Devin give Jessie a makeover, and though I will never admit this out loud, Devin actually did a good job, Jessie looked gorgeous.

"I'm sorry am I gorgeous right now," Jessie asked feeling herself, as she should be. Jessie then motioned Devin to take a selfie with her, she waited a second before motioning for me to join them.

Though I'm not the biggest fan of taking selfie's, I walked over to join them so Jessie could get some clout on social media, I actually have a decent following.

Jessie took the pick of us posing,  Devin doing duck lips, Jessie doing a "model face", and I just stood there with no expression and a peace sign.

"#Stunning, you should see how long it takes with this dump truck," Devin said rudely pointing at Lola.

"Well that was mean," I pointed out, stating the obvious.

"Ahahaha that's funny. We can say terrible things to each other cause we're so close," Lola said forcing a laugh, trying to convince herself more than anything.

"Now that I see you all made up, your like naturally very pretty," Devin said, giving Jessie a half assed compliment that didn't even make sense.

"Yeah if you like, like  jews," Lola said.

"Lola, that is not something we say to people," I said, sound like a disappointment parent.

"What!?! We're all joking imma a dump truck!" She said, putting herself down.

Okay this girls got some serious issues, Devin is a fucking bitch, and Missy's spazzing the hell out back there. Kinda makes me wonder how the boys sleepover is going.

"Alright imma go take a piss," I announced going into the bathroom. I wasn't actually gonna take a piss, my bladder is fucking warrior, I just wanted to get away from them for a while, maybe I'll just sit here and watch some spongbob or some shit.

For some reason I have all seasons of SpongeBob downloaded on my phone, probably did that when I was high one night. I plugged in my head phones and started with episode one of season five.

I watched like three episodes before deciding to get out of the bathroom, praying to god they didn't do some stupid shit while I was avoiding them. I walked out to hear Missy chanting, "Do my nails or suck my dick! Do my nails or suck my dick!"

She chanted as she did a little dance around the room, wearing a blue dress that was way too big for her with what, are those socks down her chest? Busted false lashes,  and hoop earrings that actually didn't look too bad on her, they also had her wearing some big ass brown heals.

"Oh y'all wrong for that, what did y'all do to poor Missy?" I asked them as Missy continued to chant.

"Normally I would just have Lola spread a rumor about herself," the bitch Devin said as I was trying to get Missy to chill out.

"I'm lesbians with my mom," Lola said uncomfortably.

"I-, yo what the hell is wrong with you kids all of you are pretty fucked up in your own ways, minus Missy she's just high off sugar right now, and Jessie it's pretty fucked up you would allow them to do this to her," I told them, done with their shit.

I'm gone for thirty minutes and this is the shit they pull, what am I their fucking babysitter?

"Gimme gimme gimme!" Missy said referring to the gummy worms that fell out of my bag.

"Dammit, okay Missy I'll give you the gummy worms if you stay seated so Lola can do your nails," I told her as one would say to a small child. It worked though because she ran to Jessie's bed to get her nails done. I opened the gummy worms and sat them next to her, she instantly started shoveling handfuls in her mouth.

Ugh I need some painkillers, they gave me a serious fucking headache. I walked out of Jessie's room and went downstairs, I crashed on the couch and waited for them to finish painting their nails, my nails were already painted black.

Maybe I should go back to my aunts house, I didn't come here to babysit, and that bitch Devin finna catch these hands. Lola's ass could get it too if she wants the smoke.

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What the hell is going on in this house? I've been sitting down here for like and hour and I think the girls are upstairs crying, and I'm pretty sure the adult that's suppose to be supervising, us is in the basement getting high.

On one hand I should go up there and make sure their not bleeding out or some shit, but on the other I kinda want to  see if mister Glaser is high enough to let me smoke with him.

Hmmmmmmm, you know what fuck this night, I'm gonna go get high with mister Glaser.

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