lucyrw

lucyrw I was gone for like ten minutes what did I miss

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vicweasley sameeeee

vicweasley I put my phone down for two minutes and miss all the drama

vicweasley and then I'm left to be confused

domw just annoy them until they give in and tell us what happened

freddieweasley Finally, my talents will pay off

lucyrw and that may work for you, Dominique, but some of us aren't annoying enough for that

domw oh no, i was speaking on your behalf ♥️♥️♥️

lucyrw ouch, my feelings!

[lucyrw has made a group chat]

[lucyrw has added freddieweasley, domw, vicweasley, roxxy, louisw, mollyweasley, lorcans, and lysandersc to the group chat]

[lucyrw has named the group "give me answers or give me death"

LUCY
kill me pls

FRED
eyyyyy I love
the group

FRED
it's like you've
collected all of
the people in
the family who
just get ignored
and put us all
in one place

FRED
v nice

LUCY
ik I'm so smart

LORCAN
hi Lucy, my friend,
my fellow Ravenclaw

LUCY
what do you want
this time

LORCAN
where r u

LUCY
my dorm?

LORCAN
u know that flavour
changing ice cream
honeydukes has rn

LUCY
...yeah? what

LORCAN
can u go get me some??
they don't close for
another hour

LUCY
literally wtf lorcan

LUCY
go get your own food

LORCAN
I'll just starve

ROXANNE
why am I here

ROXANNE
also I want ice cream too

DOMINIQUE
me 3

FRED
^

LUCY
what is it with you
guys and ice cream

ROXANNE
they're great

ROXANNE
my 1 true love

LUCY
find out what happened
and I'll buy y'all ice cream
for life

LOUIS
"y'all"

LUCY
be mean to me 1
more time I dare you

LOUIS
your glasses look
funny

[lucy has removed louis
from the group]

LORCAN
oh thank god

LYSANDER
since when did
lucy wear glasses

ROXANNE
it's her darkest
secret

ROXANNE
she wears contacts
most of the time

[dominique has added
louis to the group]

LORCAN
why

DOMINIQUE
pls don't remove
him, he's the only
smart one here

LUCY
excuse

DOMINIQUE
i mean -

LOUIS
al and jamie were
fighting again and
jamie called al
reckless and stupid
so scorpius deleted
the post and then al
blocked Jamie

LUCY
you're lucky you're
useful

LOUIS
thanks

LUCY
you're welcome

VIC
Do we need to, like,
quarantine them

VIC
lock them in separate
rooms and take away
their wands until they
stop fighting like 5
year olds

LYSANDER
yeah probably

FRED
sounds like a
viable solution
to me

LUCY
alright let's put this
plan into action

MOLLY
Please tell me
you're not
actually going to
do this.

LUCY
uhhh

[lucy has removed
molly from the group]

VIC
lucy no

LUCY
lucy yes

[vic added molly
to the group]

LUCY
rude

MOLLY
Please don't
make the problem
worse.  It's bad
enough as it is.

FRED
oops

LUCY
I'll try?

DOMINIQUE
no promises

MOLLY
You're all hopeless,
you know that?

LUCY
yeah, we're aware.

a/n
happy halloween, it's currently snowing a lot and i hate it and i've got a four day weekend so i'll have a couple extra chapters coming! :)