Group Chat:
wotters & whatever

ALBUS
pardon my language,
but um

What the actual fuck

VIC
They burned down
my house

I'm fully prepared for
murder

MOLLY
if you and Teddy need
somewhere to stay, I've
got a spare room in
my flat

VIC
ily Molly, you're
the best

MOLLY
I know ;)

JAMES
So what are we
going to do about
this, because we
have to do something

DOMINIQUE
I agree with Vic's idea

VIC
m u r d e r

TEDDY
Nope

VIC
damn it

ROSE
Take legal action.  I
mean, it was quite
obviously them.  They
can't just commit arson
whenever they please

SCORPIUS
Yeah, there's a schedule
for that kins of thing

Arson is reserved for
Tuesdays, you heathens

VIC
We'll have to see abt
finding proof, I don't
know if we have enough
to convict them rn

LORCAN
They literally posted
a picture of your
burning house

FRED
I can see them arguing
it was coincidence, that
they just happened to
be there

LORCAN
But that's obviously a
lie, any sane person
would realize that

ALBUS
What, and we're
considering the
Ministry sane now?

JAMES
but I work for the Ministry

ALBUS
case in point

But seriously, majority
of the people in the
Ministry are just doing
everything they can to
act like nothing is
happening

VIC
and that's the problem

They want to make the
magic community in the uk
is the nicest place in the
world so others look up
to us, and they'll do
anything to keep it that
way.  Even if it means
ignoring the fact that
people are literally
going missing because
of it

LILY
I vote anarchy

VIC
Same

TEDDY
So we'll have to
investigate, see if
we can find anything
incriminating

JAMES
But that sounds like
it takes effort

TEDDY
Deal with it, loser

JAMES
:(

DOMINIQUE
Okay, so lets adress
the other thing

You evil rats got
engaged and didn't
tell us?? W h a t ???

VIC
Oopsie

FRED
oopsie is NOT an
acceptable answer

TEDDY
it's not like we were
intentionally hiding
it, we're not that evil!

It only happened a few
days ago so we were still
in the process of planning
the announcement

ROXXY
I can't believe you
didn't tell me immediately
so I could cry tears of joy

Now my tears have been
delayed

ROSE
What's this about an
engagement?? I only
knew about the arson

LOUIS
teddy and vic got engaged
but that sneaky gremlin
gang of slytherins found
out and told everyone

VIC
Sneaky gremlins

MOLLY
So when's the wedding??

TEDDY
Patience, Molly

MOLLY
F I N E.

HUGO
So what else was there?

Oh yes, how could I
forget

BETRAYAL

[HUGO HAS REMOVED LYSANDER
FROM THE CHAT]

ISLA
And we thought Lucy
was the traitor

ALBUS
I think it's infectious

If any of you betray us,
you're dead to me

ISLA
I will borrow your
kneecaps

VIC
okay, I won't betray
you

LORCAN
as funny as this all is,
has it occured to you all
that my brother just
joined a group of
baby terrorists who are
helping someone who
would gladly commit
genocide

DOMINIQUE
I knew there was a
reason I didn't trust
him

SCORPIUS
Maybe it's a misunderstanding

LILY
How could it be?  I feel
like it's pretty clear what
is happening

Out of nowhere
somebody posts a
picture of that
asshole kissing abby
fucking parkinson

lying cheating traitorous
b a s t a r d.  I'll kill him

LOUIS
i'm worried about him

LILY
w o r r i e d ?

How are you not
filled with rage

ALBUS
he's setting records,
first ever hufflepuff
traitor

LOUIS
he can't stand that group,
especially parkinson

i mean he's incapable of
hating anyone bc he's too
insisten on being kind and
all that, but this is about as
close as it gets for him

he wouldn't willingly do
this, and you guys know
that too

LORCAN
Yeah, but we thought the
same thing about Lucy,
and look where that got us

VIC
I wouldn't give up
so easily, Lorc

I think Lou's right

LOUIS
as always

VIC
don't get carried away,
I wouldn't go that far

ALBUS
maybe we should actually
be sure that he's not really
a traitor before moving on
and assuming that's the case

I mean, we don't exactly
know for certain

LOUIS
consider the following:

i know my boyfriend
well enough to confidently
say that he doesn't think
genocide is alright

ISLA
the standards are low

HUGO
to be fair, that group
isn't supporting
genocide, just supporting
a genocide-supporter

ROXXY
oh yes because that's
so much better

VIC
So what do we do then?

Not just about Lys, about
all of it.  We can't just wait
for things to change anymore

JAMES
we get stabby

🔪🔪🔪

TEDDY
james no

ROSE
Honestly?  He has
my support

HUGO
I have an idea

VIC
a bad one?

LORCAN
What other ideas does
he have?

LILY
^ terrible ones

HUGO
I'm gonna go talk to
lys and lucy

ROSE
brothr ur an idiot

DOMINIQUE
let me get this straight:

a little granger-weasley
child is going to walk
into a party full of
death eaters who are
probably drunk and
ready to commit murder?

HUGO
pretty much, yeah

LORCAN
How do you manage to
be so incredibly stupid

HUGO
Practice

ISLA
and lots of it ^

HUGO
what can I say, times
like these bring out
my inner gryffindor

TEDDY
you're a hufflepuff

HUGO
irrelevant.  goodbye

VIC
goodbye, don't die!

wait that's not funny

JAMES
also, there are SEVERAL
other points that we are
going to be discussing, but
they can wait

SCORPIUS
Let's deal with the actual
crimes first, then we
can talk about the other
stuff

a/n

i have the attention span of a three year old.  just thought I should let you all know

-v