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"Aurora, please. Leave the poor man alone."

"Not until he tells me the truth!"

"What truth?"

"That he's Batman!"

"Rory," Bruce sighed, gently leading the drunk woman away from the random man who was just trying to dance. "Batman isn't real." He revealed with a sorry smile.

She gasped.

"What?!"

"He's a fictional superhero."

"W-well so are you!" Rory frowned, clearly upset.

"No, I'm not." He said kindly, though he was holding in a laugh.

"Next you're gonna tell me Santa isn't real!" She laughed at the absurdity of the thought.

Bruce was silent and Rory gasped again, her eyes filling with tears.

"No." She whispered. "No, no, no, no, no. He's real! I know he's real!"

"He's not."

"T-then who left me all the presents on Christmas?" She drunkenly sobbed.

"Your parents, probably." Bruce shrugged.

"Please," She rolled her eyes, suddenly no longer upset. Bruce didn't know whether to be impressed or concerned at the abrupt mood change. "my parents haven't gotten me anything since I was like 10."

"Well then who was it?"

"Gasp!"

"Did you just say-"

"It was my brother! That lying little rat!"

And that led to the two hour long phone conversation of Aurora and Emilio while Tony Stark drunkenly sang karaoke in the background (he was singing 'One Call Away', a fact Rory would never let him live down).

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"Rora, its late. C'mon, let's go home." Bucky smiled, gently slipping his arm around a drunk Aurora's waist four hours into his first ever Stark party.

"No, I gotta say bye to Peppa!"

"Pepper?"

"Yes. She's a CEO, did you know that? That means if I really wanted her to be, she could be my sugar mommy. Oh, I actually used to have a sugar mommy! Her name was Kat, she was really fucking hot and rich and an absolute milf. She used to-"

"Rora, Pepper's right there."

"Peppy!" Aurora grinned, stumbling out of Bucky's hold towards the woman who was sitting on a couch, watching her boyfriend slow dance with Thor, despite the upbeat song.

"Rory!" Pepper smiled, getting up to hug her.

Aurora stumbled into Pepper's arms a little too hard and ended up falling ontop of her. They both groaned and Bucky snorted.

"As much as I love this," Aurora slurred. "my lover-boy is right there." She nodded her head to Bucky, who was trying to contain his laughter. "And I don't think Daddy Warbucks would appreciate me mounting his girlfriend."

"Did you just call Tony 'Daddy Warbucks'?"

"Yes, I most definitely did."

"Barnes! She's speaking Italian again!" Pepper whined, not understanding a word of it despite taking multiple lessons.

Bucky chuckled, stepping forward to help Rory off Pepper and then helping the woman off the ground.

"Hey, we were having fun!" Aurora protested.

"I have no idea what you just said." Bucky mused.

"So you won't understand if I tell you to rail me?" She smirked, slurring her speech slightly.

"Hey, Rory! Manchurian Candidate doesn't understand you but I sure can!" Tony yelled across the room, stopping his dance with Thor, who was pouting about it.

"Suck my dick, tin can!"

"I'm sure it's tiny." He snarked.

"Just like you." She quipped.

"You did not just go there!"

Bucky and Pepper both stood there, confused but entertained as fuck.

"I did! What you gonna do about it, Warwick Davis?"

Tony lunged forward, pointing at her menacingly as he held back his tears.

"You take that back! Take it back right now!" He screeched, letting a few tears fall down his reddened cheeks.

"I bet your mom wishes she took you bac-" She was cut off when Tony literally tackled her to the floor.

"Get off me you psycho!"

"Not until you take it back!"

"Ladies, I hate to interrupt but-" Bucky stepped in.

The two momentarily stopped struggling against each other to glare at him.

"Okay, I'll leave you to it."

"Want a drink, Barnes?" Pepper asked. Bucky nodded and they both left their significant other's to drunkenly wrestle.

Unbeknownst to them, a certain Clint Barton was recording the whole fight and later uploaded it to YouTube. It was titled 'Two small and angry Italians wrestle over Warwick Davis (One of them being Tony Stark)'. It got over 50million views and Clint claimed that vlogging was his new profession. Warwick Davis even saw it and commented about how honoured he was.

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A few hours later, it was morning and a certain hungover Aurora Amedeo groaned, regretting ever getting drunk the night before.

"Bonky, why do my ribs feel fucking broken?" She asked, hobbling into the kitchen where Bucky sat, sipping some tea.

"Oh, you and Stark wrestled for like...half an hour." He explained simply.

"I won, right?"

"Uh, I don't know, actually. You can probably find the video of it on MeTube." He shrugged.

"On what?"

"MeTube."

"You mean 'YouTube'?" She asked, smiling a little.

"Yeah, that's what I said. MeTube."

"God I hate senior citizens."

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a/n i have PE tomorrow so i will be jumping in front of the next car i see. that means this is possibly the last chapter!! gasp !

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