Bluestar: Shh... Look at the natural ShadowClan cat hunting in their natural home.

Fireheart: Wat?

Bluestar: SHUT UP! But look at the beauty of this ShadowClan tom slowly creeping across the WindClan border.

Fireheart: Are you okay? 

Bluestar: NO! AM TOO BUSY ON WORKING ON FINDING ALL OF THE SECRETS OF SHADOWCLAN TO BE OKAY! *Internal screaming*

The random ShadowClan tom: ATTACK! *Has millions of ShadowClan cats attack WindClan*

Bluestar: ATTACK! *Makes ThunderClan attack WindClan too*

Fireheart: *Facepaws hard* I will die if you have a camera for this

Bluestar: *Hands Fireheart a camera* 

Fireheart: *dies*