Firestar: Greystripe!

Greystripe: What?

Firestar: Do you have stripes?

Greystripe: Yeah! Why? Can't you see them? *Checks* NOOOOOOOO MY STRIPES ARE GONE!!

Firestar: *Laughs evilly and hides bucket of paint*

Greystripe: FIRESTAR! HOW DARE YOU! YOU PAINTED ON MY FUR!!

Firestar: HEY EVERYBODY!!! GREYSTRIPE CHANGED HIS NAME TO NO-STRIPE!

Everybody: NO-STRIPE! NO-STRIPE!!!

No-Stripe:*runs away crying*