why do drugs when you can be reborn as a god

why do drugs when you can be reborn as a god

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hello this is basically a shitty hollow knight self-insert ish vessel reincarnation (I know these got old quick) but with satire and homosexuals
there will be TW's before each chapter and a non-triggering summary so you can still read (keep in mind I am a mere bored student and the summaries may not be completed with the rest of the chapter message me if I make a new update and forget the summary because I probably forgot lmao-)

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- Last updated at 01:05 08-02-2023

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