- 某司机开车路过女儿国某村庄。看见一女子容貌端庄、体态婀娜,于是下车想非礼她。 那女子见了,慌忙大叫:"快来人啊,快来人啊。" 司机听了,连忙跳上车去,驾车潜逃。 那女子在车后跺着脚道:"胆小鬼,老娘只是想多叫几个姐妹来和你一起玩玩,就怕成这样!" - 一家公司招聘女秘书,请一位心理学家做参谋。 题目是2加2等于几?第一个答等于4;第二个答等于22;第三个答等于4或者等于22。 心理学家说:"第一个女子实际但保守;第二个好空想;第三个是最合适的。"然后问总经理怎么定。 总经理想了一会说:"还是那个穿紧身衣的好。" - 一男人狂奔到心理诊所内:"医生我好苦啊!请你救救我!" "别慌,你有什么苦处,慢慢告诉我,才能为你解析治疗。" "我最近每个晚上都会梦到貂禅、杨贵妃、李师师、董小宛。她们都是一丝不挂地裸身围绕在我身边啊!" "哇塞!都什么时代了,还有这么多的美梦,你还真是艳福不浅啊!" "什么艳福不浅啊!你可知道,在梦里我竟然也是女的!" - 一家女儿要结婚,可是男方不是佛教徒,父母不同意。男方只好听女子的劝去研究佛学,早日取得准岳父母的赞许。 过了一段时间,父母向女儿问起男方的近况,她说他已经信奉佛教了。于是父母说: "那你们可以结婚了。" "可是......"女儿哭了起来,哽咽着说:"他信的太深,已经出家当和尚了。" - 自从丈夫去看了心理医生后,夫妻生活变得很有乐趣,快乐无比。妻子只是很纳闷,每次做爱前,丈夫都会走出卧室在洗手间里呆十几分钟。 出于好奇,妻子终于决定去看看丈夫在做什么。 她蹑手蹑脚地站在浴室门口,看到丈夫站在浴室里,对着镜子
Everyone has a drug. Not necessarily the illegal kind, but something that you use to escape. Something you're willing to destroy yourself with. Some use actual drugs, some submerge themselves in a sport, others read and get emotionally attached. I never really knew what my drug was until life, the universe, or fate, I guess, forced me to find it.A/N:I update this story as I come up with it, so please be patient through my writer's blocks and enjoy.
A remarkable man dies tragically while trying to harness a new source of renewable energy. He finds himself reborn in a mystical and strange world where there is little to no scientific development and the societies of numerous races were all built upon the wonders of magic.What will happen when he, a man from earth tries to fuse the powers of both Magical and Scientific Civilizations in his pursuit of truth and knowledge?(Frequent updates)
Selene Smith and Matt Collins became friends for as long as they could remember. But one day, the wind had changed direction and Matt no longer visit or even talk to Selene. It remained a question on why he acted that way. Years had passed, Selene's life was in danger. She doesn't have a choice but to live with him for a while to keep safe. Together, she struggles to know the reason for his act. Then one night, Selene's life hang on a balance. Could Matt be the answer to her coming back? Will they be the same again? Or will it be the end of a great friendship?
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I'm not a good writer but I just wrote this from my imagination Not bad but Not good if you don't like to read Don't read
7 minutes in heaven with south park characters!-Kenny-Stan-Kyle-Cartman-Token-Butters-Clyde❗️in this story they're all 16 years old❗️
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EPOLOGUE" Ayoko ng makita ulit yung sarili kong naiinlove o nababaliw sa isang tao tapos sa dulo madudurog din ako" - sabi ko habang nakaupo ako kaharap ang kaibigan ko "mahal mo paba? "- tanong nya"sobra. pero di porket mahal mona pwede mo nang ipaglaban sya""some one asking me bat ang hirap mo magpatawad? - she ask." this is the real me, ashley... behind this masksabay turo sa maskarang nasa mukha ko ."dahil sa maskarang ito, naitatago ko lahat ng meron ako" - then i walk out All Right Reserved
Five Nights At Freddy's, Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss CrossoverWilliam dies inside of the fake restaurant that Michael & Henry concocted to trap him. He is now in hell but it isn't what he thought it would be. Hell is like it's own city. And there is even a hotel. But the owner of the hotel thinks it is possible to rehabilitate souls. Is it possible for William to achieve redemption?