Just your average jokes, puns, pick-up lines and more! They're all *terribly* funny!
Cath is in her last year of High School. She's always been a calm, kind hearted girl with a nice spirit. Her best friend Grace, is quite the opposite. She's loud, energetic, and anything but nice to people, and has ties to every popular clique.Cath has never been interested with dating or getting attached to people.Will that all change if the right person comes into play?// This book has mention of suicide, depression, abuse, bullying, also has profanities, and mature scenes //
In which a young photographer goes on a trip with her two best friends and their family and ends up meeting someone she never thought she would, while going on a wild adventure, involving her friends, four tiny aliens, a blonde boy, and an annoying guy, who happens to be Kinsley's best friend's boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?[ALIENS IN THE ATTIC](Slow Updates)
Belle has not had the best life. Most of it she spent taking care of her sick father while her mother ran off to sleep with other men. So you can imagine her frustration when, only a few months after the death of her father, her mother forces her to come spend the holidays with her and her new family. But what happens when she meets a certain alpha on the plane who claims that she belongs to him?----"Mine. Mate," he said, his deep, husky voice ringing in my ears. His hands tightened around me as his forehead came down to meet mine and he breathed in deeply. I let my eyes close as I basked in the feeling of his arms around me and the delicious sparks that were running through my body. I didn't even know that it was possible to feel this good. I felt his head move from mine as he nuzzled his nose into my neck. I tilted my head to give him better access and he let out an approving grunt.And then I felt him place a gentle kiss right where my neck and shoulder met. My knees went weak, my entire body going numb as a breathy sound came from my mouth. He smiled against my neck, chuckling and taking all of my weight into his arms as I leaned completely into him to stop myself from falling."Hello, mate," he whispered in my ear.------This book is also known as Kidnapped By My Mate.
in which sebastian stan sees a girl he cannot believe is real and cannot help but slide into her dms. orquinn is known for her 200k followers on instagram, and sebastian is known for falling in love at first glance. social media fic.higgest rankings:#118 IN SEBASTIAN STAN#2 IN SOCIALMEDIAFICCOMPLETED STARTED: JULY 31ST, 2017FINISHED: APRIL 14TH, 2018
We all like to have a good old rant now an then about anything that bothers them and i have quite a lot, especially about Disney, fairy tales and just people in general...
This is a sequel to my first story. ||Fast and Furious Spy Racers Fanfic|| When Matsuo's family heirloom goes missing, Tony and his friends try to help him recover it. But with all the family problems, will the mission be solved? Read to find out!
Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. -When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? *****When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her?[[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]]The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33)Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.
DISCONTINUED "𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙜𝙪𝙣" - ̗̀♡ ✎ 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿, 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵𝘆 𝘀𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻. various!moriarty the patriot x fem!readermore on - william moriarty x fem!readerstatus: DISCONTINUED started: 07-31-2022ended: -- ❛️️️️❛ 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘪 ;;❃❜❜
hawks is not ok.warning: This fic is fairly descriptive, and has many possibly triggering topics; suicidal actions and thoughts, self harm, hyperventilating, mental breakdowns, broken bones, mentioned hypothermia, hurtful words, swearing (Lots of it!!) and burning buildings.(I just tried to list everything just in case.)Also, please remember that this is just me referencing from many other authors about these topics and that I have little to no experience in these, so I apologise if situations in this story are not written accurately or realistically. This story also probably doesn't make sense in many places because I spew out random words at night when I can't sleep but i'm thinking about angsty stuff to pass the time. Final note! The editing here is probably really bad.