7: 04 PM

you: breaking news: i can't go see you next week :( oh, wait i won't because your a creep hah!

benny the creep: why not?! i bought you things!

you: you bought me things?? i told you that i was kidding...

benny the creep: uh, yeah, but nothing big. . . anyway whyyy?

you: i have to babysit.

benny the creep: babysit who?

you: my little cousin.

benny the creep: ahhh, wait is her/ his name jane?

you: no.

benny the creep: oh, thank god!

you: wait. . . yes, actually.

benny the creep: askjaojaogjowjago

you: i'm kidding! are you possessed?

benny the creep: me? nah, just kidding. if you were i would be worried!

you: worried why?

benny the creep: because my best friend ethan's little sister jane get babysat by this girl named sarah and i thought that maybe she had a partner in crime with her, so yeah.

you: does ethan like this sarah?

benny the creep: yep!

you: awkward. . .

benny the creep: that's what i tell him!

you: he needs a new crush. . . just saying.

benny the creep: don't we all? ;)

you: this is why i'm so close to blocking your creeping ass.

benny the creep: i meant :) !!

you: sureeee, lying creep!!!

benny the creep: shh, stop with those exclamation points! your overreacting!

you: !!!!!

benny the creep: now i want to block you.

[ YOU SENT A GIF TO BENNY THE CREEP ]

benny the creep: i would but it's too far. . . mmm. . . better not. besides you make me feel a bit less lonely with your texts.

you: your welcome. but seriously. . . just do it!

benny the creep: nah.

you: why not???

benny the creep: i can't find the block button.

you: i'm so done with you.